● Shadow & Mephiles private message.

Shadow:
> MEPH
> MEPH MEPH
> HELP ME
> MEPHILES

Mephiles:
> bro I'm assassinating rn
> wtf do you want

Shadow:
> I'M ON A SOLO MISSION
> IDK WHAT HAPPENED
> MY LOWER HALF CHANGED TO TENTACLES
> HELP ME IDK WHAT TO DO AND THERE'S NO ONE AROUND
> NOT THAT I WANT ANYONE TO SEE ME LIKE THIS 💀💀💀

Mephiles:
> HUH
> you're joking

Shadow:
> I'm dead serious
> [photo sent]
> did you do this to me?????

Mephiles:
> good god you look weird
> okay send your location
> and no I didn't do anything to you

Shadow:
> [locatiin sent]
> HURRYYY I THINK I'M ABOUT TO GET MY WHOLE BODY TRANSFORMED
> I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE YOU

Mephiles:
> STFU I JUST GOT IN MY CAR
> AND WE'RE BOTH DIFFERENT HYBRIDS
> wait
> SHADOW YOU DUMBASS THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR ALIEN DNA GOING CRAZY

Shadow:
> erm my alien dna is not that active 🙄

Mephiles:
> fine good luck being an octopus

Shadow:
> NOOO COME HERE
> HELP ME

Mephiles:
> THEN STFU AND ACCEPT IT
> oh my god
> I'm gonna have a headache bc of you

Shadow:
> are you even driving rn

Mephiles:
> whenever I'm at work I always have a driver

Shadow:
> oh
> anyway my left arm is gone
> MEPHSJSN

Mephiles:
> 😬
> damn

Shadow:
> ITS HARD TO TYOE WITHE 1 HANX
> IM PABICKIBG

Mephiles:
> bitch sit your ass down and just wait for me
> I think I'm almost there
> you're not far from where I was
> Shadow?
> helloo
> hmmm
> I assume you've completed your transformation then
> Shadow?

Shadow:
> Kejfb1ehwjebe24pfifjrjxhhxsj7nsb&¿>!¡*

Mephiles:
> yeah can't type with those stupid tentacles now can ya
> I'm pulling over
> I mean idk if you can still read this
> hey dum dum

Shadow:
> JD198hxbd88W72SNJD*@$>@!1÷*

Mephiles:
> EW YOU'RE UGLY
> I'M ACTUALLY SCARED TO GO NEAR YOU
> SHADOW DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME
> wait can you even see your phone

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● Sonic & Mephiles private message.

Mephiles:
> scuse me

Sonic:
> ye?

Mephiles:
> [picture sent]
> your bf

Sonic:
> WHAT IN SWEET CHAOS IS THAT

Mephiles:
> had to fully transform myself to get your bf in check with his surroundings
> I'm exhausted 💀

Sonic:
> are you srs??? That's Shadow???
> what happened to him??

Mephiles:
> his alien dna decided it was time to hit alien puberty
> and now he can do that
> congrats, you have bf with alien tentacles now

Sonic:
> WHAT
> HUHH
> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ABT THIS
> BUT IS HE OKAY????

Mephiles:
> he's calmed down
> I'm helping him getting used to his new form
> I'll send him back to your home when he's returned to normal

Sonic:
> okay this might sound stupid but I'm gonna ask anyway
> is alien tentacles more dangerous than demon tentacles

Mephiles:
> pls don't compare me with this alien baby

Sonic:
> I'M SORRY I'M CURIOUS
> JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER PLS ANSWER

Mephiles:
> ehh I don't think he's releasing any toxic substance
> I think he's fine
> he can't fully control himself yet, he might have to train with me for some time in the future
> but I'll discuss that later when

Sonic:
> when what
> whatt
> Meph?
> MEPHILES
> WHEN WHAT MEPHILES
> ARE YOU THERE
> WHAT DID SHADOW DO TO YOU
> OH NO

Mephiles:
> this bitch knocked my phone out of my hand
> can't even control his movements 💀
> as I was saying
> I'll discuss this when I bring Shadow home to you

Sonic:
> omg
> alright
> uhh
> thanks for the trouble Meph 😭

Mephiles:
> yea yea

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Y'all know I had to get this out of my head and write it once I saw that trailer