Scourge:
> ho ho hoes 🎄

Amy:
> merry slaymas everyone  🎄😝

Rouge:
> looks like someone is in Santa's naughty list 🫢🎁

Blaze:
> MAKE CHRISTMAS NORMAL FOR ONE DAY PLEASE ISTG

Fleetway:
> sshh let them have fun

Silver:
> hey are we gonna have another party this year?

Rouge:
> idk honey the blizzard is not stopping

Silver:
> aw

Gadget:
> hey celebrating with your partner ain't that bad, buddy

Blaze:
> it really is a shame but Gadget's right
> but we can still exchange presents later

Scourge:
> we better still do that
> I have the perfect gifts for all of you

Infinite:
> why am I scared

Knuckles:
> same here

Silver:
> I'm excited 🫢

Mephiles:
> NO

Scourge:
> I bet that's what he said before you fuck

Blaze:
> DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC NOOO

Rouge:
> wait they fucked???
> HOW WAS IT SILVER
> TELL MAMA ROUGE HOW IT WENT

Amy:
> eww gay sex

Gadget:
> stfu hoe

Silver:
> Blaze is right, let's not change the topic 😭
> I'm just happy that I'll receive another wonderful gift from Scourge 😔🤲

Knuckles:
> I have something special for the pussy boy as well

Silver:
> STOPPPP

Knuckles:
> I didn't mean it as a slander I swear 😭🫶

Mephiles:
> hey guys
> where's @Sonic and @Shadow
> usually they'd show up by now

Rouge:
> wait omg yeah

Scourge:
> god not again
> where tf are they

Infinite:
> ain't no way they're still fighting at the most wonderful time of the year

Fleetway:
> bro started singing

Knuckles:
> I actually sang lmao

Silver:
> maybe they're still asleep?
> it's still a bit early in the holidays for them to wake up...I guess

Infinite:
> it's 11 am how long did they stay up

Amy:
> maybe they were drinking

Scourge:
> idc what excuse they got, it's Christmas and they should celebrate it with us even if we can't throw a party this year
> helloo assholes wake upp @Sonic @Shadow

Mephiles:
> @Sonic @Shadow
> are you guys okay

Scourge:
> Silver and Meph had the best fuck this week, you two better not be fighting all the time this week

Mephiles:
> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY SEX LIFE WTF DUDE

Scourge:
> bc it's such a parallel 😤
> you two had fun while the other two are suffering from arguments

Silver:
> Scourge stop!! 😭

Amy:
> yep
> that's Scourge alright
> always linking everything with sex and shit
> cheers 🥂

Rouge:
> yeah cheers to that
> never change, our cactus 🥂

Gadget:
> what if
> like
> they got so angry they threw away each other's phones? 🤯

Knuckles:
> don't overthink it

Sonic:
> heyyy sorry for joining late 😓
> Shadow and I are okay, you guys can stop suspecting now

Blaze:
> oh thank god
> welcome Sonic

Shadow:
> yeah everything's fine
> we really don't want to discuss this though
> so...yeah, blizzard's crazy today

Infinite:
> where have you two been?

Shadow:
> we're baking a cake together
> we thought we'd enjoy it later during this snow storm, it's still in the oven

Scourge:
> pic for proof

Shadow:
> [picture sent]

Scourge:
> oh

Amy:
> so you two made up?

Fleetway:
> we thought you two are gonna break up 😭

Sonic:
> no we're fine!
> we talked it out
> but we rly don't like to talk abt this here

Scourge:
> alright last one then
> pic of you two or it's all a lie

Sonic:
> [picture sent]

Scourge:
> aw
> okay I believe you then
> topic dropped

Fleetway:
> welll anywaayyyy
> merry slaymas you guys 🎄

Knuckles:
> how's Tails?

Sonic:
> thanks Fleet 🙌
> @Knuckles Tails is fine, he opened his gift this morning and he went bonkers lmao

Blaze:
> ooh what'd you get him?
> I sent my gift to Cream's house and her mom said she loved it so much 🥺
> I gave her a teenager make up kit since she's learning how to wear it for her cheerleader activity

Amy:
> WHAT THAT'S SO CUTE

Sonic:
> aww how sweet 😭
> Shadow and I gave Tails a mini laboratory kit! He cackled like an evil scientist when he opened it 💀

Rouge:
> rip your house

Shadow:
> don't underestimate him, he's a future succesful scientist

Fleetway:
> proud dad Shadow? 🤯

Mephiles:
> omg dad Shadow

Infinite:
> father of the year 🫰

Shadow:
> everyone stfu

Knuckles:
> but I agree with Shadow
> Tails is just pure brains
> I'm sure he'll win lots of awards for his inventions one day

Amy:
> please god, let this be a Christmas miracle and have Tails invent a gadget that burns fat without exercising

Rouge:
> AMEN SISTER

Blaze:
> AMEN

Mephiles:
> even Blaze wants it 💀

Infinite:
> speaking of burn
> guess who got a flamethrower for Christmas

Scourge:
> gee I wonder who it is

Gadget:
> IT'S MEEEE
> MY DARLING FINNY GAVE ME THE BEST GIFT EVER THIS YEAR

Silver:
> aww he calls him darling 🥺

Amy:
> where the hell did you even get that 💀

Infinite:
> sshh it's a secret

Knuckles:
> black market for sure

Mephiles:
> impressive

Shadow:
> that'd be so useful against this blizzard
> hm I suddenly remembered my old pet whenever I typed blizzard

Rouge:
> pet? What pet?

Shadow:
> a lizzard with no hind legs
> I called him biolizard because he looks like he dipped himself in a biohazard liquid

Fleetway:
> why is there still so much abt you that we don't know 💀

Sonic:
> oh yeah he showed me a pic the other day
> weird but kinda funny lmao

Silver:
> aw I wanna see :(

Shadow:
> nope it's for family only

Amy:
> ayo?

Scourge:
> hm?

Gadget:
> 👀

Sonic:
> JDJSJAAAAAHSHSHSHS

Infinite:
> looks like it's gonna be Chrizzmas this year

Blaze:
> NO PLEASE NO
> STOP TAINTING THE PUREST HOLIDAY EVER

Knuckles:
> why do I actually like the sound of that 🤠
> Chrizzmas
> damn

Fleetway:
> kinda catchy

Mephiles:
> it's stupid

Infinite:
> why are you so mean to me

Mephiles:
> I'm always mean

Blaze:
> thank you for stopping him, Meph

Silver:
> hey are we still exchanging gifts tmr?

Scourge:
> oh right
> yeah if everyone wants to

Sonic:
> we want‼️

Amy:
> I want free stuff
> pls get me gifts 🤲

Rouge:
> hey let's all meet up at Meph's penthouse

Mephiles:
> oh not again

Rouge:
> why not?
> you won't have to trouble yourself to leave your house AND Silver stays

Mephiles:
> hm...fine

Amy:
> good reasoning Rouge 🥂

Silver:
> oohh!! I'll prep up lots of food and snacks

Scourge:
> aw he's probably wagging his lil tail rn

Silver:
> I am!!
> it's been so long since you guys came to visit my home 🥺

Sonic:
> I can't wait to visit the rich couple's house again

Gadget:
> you say that as if you're not rich yourself

Sonic:
> 👉👈

Mephiles:
> you guys can come after 12

Fleetway:
> nice
> hopefully the blizzard won't be as bad tmr
> I rly wanna celebrate with you guys 🥺

Blaze:
> aww us too Fleet

Rouge:
> let's make it a theme party as well!
> wear only red and/or green attires 👀

Sonic:
> OMG YES SOUNDS FUN

Amy:
> yes, I have the perfect dress for this 😏

Shadow:
> HA
> I already have red streaks

Knuckles:
> HA
> I already AM red

Scourge:
> HA
> I already AM green

Rouge:
> I'm screw kicking the three of you if you don't wear anything

Shadow:
> damn it

Rouge:
> see y'all lovelies tomorrow 💋