Scourge:
> god I have the most awful meet up with people today

Sonic:
> what's up?

Scourge:
> this stupid reporter or journalist or wtv the fuck they are idc
> asked abt my ring and I ofc answered that I'm engaged
> then she had the nerve to say
> "wow! I can't see you in a commitment relationship at all! That's surprising!"
> then thought I'd feel better after she said "hey congrats though! 🤪"

Blaze:
> how insensitive

Fleetway:
> had to escort my baby away or else another heel would fly across the studio

Scourge:
> YEAH BC THAT JOURNALIST WAS A FUCKING MORON WHO DON'T GOT ANY MORALS

Shadow:
> well I say hit em with the pointy heel

Scourge:
> ikr???

Gadget:
> mmmmm got some glocks here

Sonic:
> omg he's a glock dealer now 😭

Scourge:
> this is why I don't do interviews
> they just say the randomest shit that comes to mind
> I hate it

Knuckles:
> but what happens after that
> I'm curious 🍿

Scourge:
> I just tried to hold in my anger
> and then Fleet pulled me away
> boy if Fleet didn't take me I would've had a lot to say abt that bitch

Amy:
> it's so rude to assume things so quickly
> trust me I know 💀
> what'd you do if tmr you're greeted with another journalist?

Scourge:
> I'm just gonna back away
> too tired to deal with their shit

Knuckles:
> oorr hit em with the 👠

Gadget:
> oorrr 🔫

Blaze:
> y'all like violence sm it's concerning

Infinite:
> dw Gadget's on his violent era

Shadow:
> I thought he's always been like that

Infinite:
> yeah he got worse bc he brought back a couple of new types of weapons from his practice a few weeks ago 💀

Shadow:
> HEY SO THAT'S WHY THE WEAPON SUPERVISOR SAID WE'RE MISSING SOME GUNS

Gadget:
> teehee :3c

Shadow:
> RETURN THEM TMR MORNING ISTG

Rouge:
> why are you always a menace at practice

Scourge:
> free weapon fr
> I could use one

Fleetway:
> NO YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR 👠

Blaze:
> so is high heel considered a weapon now?

Amy:
> pretty much 👀

Silver:
> wait how did Gadget even sneak the gun out
> what is his strategy

Gadget:
> sshh it's a secret

Rouge:
> just return them before everyone at HQ finds out you took em without permission 😭

Shadow:
> PERMISSIONS DON'T EXIST FOR PRACTICE WEAPONS IN THE FIRST PLACE
> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM

Infinite:
> oh boy

Scourge:
> well Gadget
> you can always use heels as your new weapon type

Gadget:
> aw man 😔

Sonic:
> hang on
> why is my man so hot when he's angry

Scourge:
> HEY SHADOW
> SONIC SAID HE WANTS A HARD POUNDING

Sonic:
> I DIDN'T SAY THAT WTF

Shadow:
> weell if you say so

Sonic:
> NOO NO NO NO N