Christmas Eve

The day was seemingly a nice seeing as it was Christmas Eve, though Team Natsu with Juvia, Cana, Levy and Gajeel were cooped up in Natsu's cabin with snow falling down softly on Earthland. 

"So since we're cooped up here, whatcha think we should do?" Levy asked. 

"We could play truth or dare" Lucy said. 

"Poker" Gray said. 

"7 minutes in heaven" Erza said. 

"How about a game of king?" Natsu asked. 

"I feel this will lead to a disaster" Lucy said, as Sukuna pops up. 

"What are you maggots doing?" Sukuna asked. 

"We're trying to play a game called King" Erza said, rubbing her hands together and sporting a mischievous look. 

"What is this King game you play?" Sukuna asked. 

"It's a simple game, we have a bunch of popsicle sticks in a jar, one of the sticks has a crown carved into it, whoever has the king stick has can make anyone do whatever they want for a minute and whoever doesn't has to take a full shot" Natsu explained, as Sukuna grew an evil smile. 

"Let's play truth or dare" Juvia said. 

"Strip truth or dare" Gajeel said. 

"So, we have two, which one is it gonna be?" Cana said. 

"All for King raise your hands, all for the latter keep your hands down" Gray said, as it was neck and neck.

"It's up to Sukuna, is he playing?" Levy asked, as Sukuna suddenly split from Natsu with his own body. 

"Free at last, I can kill y-wait, it would seem we're still linked" Sukuna said before sighing. 

"You look just like Natsu, just with tattoos" Cana said. 

"I'm a king, and…." Sukuna said before raising his hand. 

"Seems like we're playing King, addition rules, no killing or forms of torture other than sexual, I'm looking at you Sukuna" Natsu said. 

"Of course, you're so boring" Sukuna said, laying down on his side. 

"Two Natsus? Oh Mavis!!!" Erza thought super red. 

"Okay, we're all picking in three, two, one, go!" Natsu said, as they all picked from the jar. 

"Hahahaha! Stupid maggots, now you shall do my bidding" Sukuna said triumphant. 

"Damn it" They all thought, as Sukuna thought about his request. 

"1000 years, for 1000 years I've been waiting to do this again, and I won't fail" Sukuna thought. 

"First, all the men are to bring me all the alcohol in this house, then to face that wall" Sukuna said, as the guys do as told. 

"As for you women, tops off" Sukuna said, with a smirk. 

"Juvia thinks not" Juvia said. 

"Eh? You agreed to all requests the moment you started or would you rather take a shot?" Sukuna said. 

"Shot it is" Juvia said, taking her shot while the others did as told and Sukuna had blood firing out of his nose. 

"Ah, the sweet sight of breasts after so long" Sukuna thought, though his minute was done and then they all picked again. 

"Ah ha!" Erza said. 

"She's just as bad" They, except Sukuna, thought. 

"What will the redhead do now?" Sukuna asked. 

"Cana strip naked and stand in the cold" Erza said. 

"Oooooh, this is interesting" Sukuna thought. 

"Natsu has to french kiss Sukuna" Erza said. 

"I take my thought back, I'm not kissing him" Sukuna said. 

"One thousand years you've been trapped, how well do you think you can hold your drink?" Erza asked, as Natsu and Sukuna did the dare, but it was like they were getting into it, a little too into it. 

"Okay that's enough" Erza said, as the two pulled away with saliva falling from their mouths. 

"Wow" Natsu thought. 

"........" Sukuna hummed. 

"That was nice" Natsu said, as Erza jumped on him and suffocated him with her breasts. 

"You can't like any other person, even if it's a clone of yourself" Erza said, as they all deadpanned at the events unraveling before them; soon enough the game spiralled out of control when there was a pentagram on the floor with fire almost everywhere with Sukuna laughing like a maniac, Cana between Lucy's legs, Gajeel sucking Levy's toes, Gray shrinking in corner with Juvia's ass in his face, Erza crying on the floor all drunk and Natsu looking totally shocked because he was only gone for 10 minutes to get more firewood. 

The Next Day/Christmas…….

"Last night was fun" Natsu said. 

"Yep, but this is so much better" Erza said. 

"Oh definitely" Natsu said, seeing as for his Christmas present he got Erza wrapped in red, gold and green ribbons. 

"Well? What are you waiting for?" Erza asked for. 

"GOJO GO AWAY!!!" Natsu exclaimed, as said man was watching from the couch with popcorn in hand. 

"What?" Gojo asked. 

New Year's Eve

Everyone was in the guild, getting ready for the New Year and people were sharing their New Year's resolution. 

"It's almost New Year, what are your goals?" Natsu asked. 

"Become stronger" Lucy said. 

"We all know that's a fucking lie" Natsu laughed. 

"Beat flame brain" Gray said. 

"Keep on wishing" Natsu said. 

"Give Gray-sama children" Juvia wrote. 

"Get to it already" Natsu said. 

"Go on a vacation without watching over everyone" Mira said. 

"Hopefully that happens" Natsu said. 

"To get Lucy pregnant" Cana said. 

"How would that even work?" Levy asked. 

"Spells, just watch" Cana said. 

"To fight and beat Salamander" Gajeel said. 

"In your dreams" Natsu said. 

"To read every book possible" Levy said. 

"Haven't you done that already?" Natsu asked. 

"What about you Sukuna?" Lucy asked. 

"To take over this body, drink my juice, be a menace to society, kill all the men and fuck every woman walking start with the blondie" Sukuna laughed. 

"Obviously" Natsu said, facepalming. 

"To continue moving forward in life" Erza said. 

"Respectable" Natsu said. 

"What about you?" Mira asked. 

"Me? Oh that's easy, to become a father" Natsu said, as Erza spat her cake out. 

"Father?! That's so soon" Erza thought. 

"And Erza's gonna help me" Natsu said, as Erza faints from embarrassment.