*UNEDITED*  because I'm lazy...

Chapter 6: Snowdin

You walked across from where Sans had been standing, his blue jacket still on you, keeping your body warm. When you entered the next room it was actually quite small, it had two small but sturdy buildings, snow covered the roofs. You walked up to the first building, it read 'His' while the other read, 'Hers.'

In the middle of the two buildings was a sign, you read it aloud, 'Smell Danger Rating, Snow smell- Snowman, WHITE rating, can become yellow rating.' 'Unsuspicious smell- Puppy, BLUE rating, smell of rolling around. 'Weird smell- Humans, GREEN rating, Destroy at all costs.'

"Okay then.." you mumbled as you entered the room which you were just in, "Bye sans!" you said as you passed him and walked south then right. You were now in the next room, there was a sheet of paper on the snowy ground, Sans and Papyrus stood behind it.

Wait sans..? 'wasn't he in the other...' you were torn away from your thoughts with Papyrus' loud, energetic voice.

"HUMAN, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR..." He paused for a second before continuing, "SANS!! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE!!!"

"It's right there on the ground, trust me, there's no way they can get past this one."

You slowly walked up to the sheet of paper and picked it up, there was a monster kids word search, you gave sans an 'are you serious' look, he only shrugged in return. "You guys have a pen?"

"A PEN?? WHY WOULD YOU NEED A PEN??"

"To do this word search.. Actually nevermind..." You stood up, dropped the word search and walked up to Sans and Papyrus.

"SANS!! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!"
"Whoops, I knew i should have used today's crossword instead." You mentally face-palmed at Sans' answer.

"WHAT??!! CROSSWORD?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! IN MY OPINION." Papyrus' eyes drifted to the side, "JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST."

"What, really dude? That easy-peasy word scramble? That's for babybones."

"UNBELIEVEABLE!! HUMAN SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!!"

"Oh boy here we go." you mumbled almost inaudible.
"U-Uhhh." You wanted to agree with Sans but you decided to side with Papyrus to make him happy, "I guess Junior Jumble is harder."

"HA, HA YES! HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT, NYEH HEH HEH!" Papyrus once again walked off after his small 'victory speech.'

"Thanks for saying junior jumble just to appease my brother, Yesterday he got stumped trying to solve the horoscope."

You snorted, "Oh my god, really?" Sans just nodded in response, wearing his usual shit-eating grin., "Well, I'm gonna continue ahead, seeya Sans." Before he could respond, you were already in the next area.

There was a table with a plate of spaghetti atop of it and another small table with an unplugged microwave sitting on top of it. You looked at the spaghetti and poked it. Bad move.

The spaghetti was frozen solid and the tip of your finger managed to get stuck.

"Ah well now my finger is stuck..."

You hummed as an idea popped in your head, as gross as it was, you were curious to do it so that you could see if it worked and to free your finger. 

You cringed as you spat on your finger that was currently stuck on the frozen spaghetti just like a tongue would stick to a frozen pole. You slowly moved your finger that was on the spaghetti to see if your saliva had successfully freed your finger. Turns out it did.

You moved your spit covered finger towards your eye level, you sighed, "Gross but at least it worked."

You then wiped your finger on your leggings and continued walking, acting like nothing ever happened.

~ (All hail le time skip)

You were covered in dirt, with only 10 HP left. You panted heavily as you looked at your opponents, 'Dogamy and Dogaressa.' 

'I've rolled around in the dirt and snow like five times, I should be smelling like a puppy or some shít, so why are-'   "Oh.." You said aloud after your little 'outburst' in your head.

You pressed the 'Re-sniff' option and got a response from the dog monsters.

"What! Smells like a..."                                            
"Are you actually a little puppy..?"

"Uhh, Yes!" you said as you gave your best 'bark.'

The dogs didn't let down their attacks just yet, they threw blue and white attacks at you which you had just managed to dodge. It was now your turn.

'I wonder what would happen if I..." you wondered as you pressed the 'pet' option and quickly pet both of the lovesick dogs, Their names turned yellow so you decided to 'spare' them.

The battle had ended.

You won! you got 0 XP and 40 Gold

"Dogs can pet other dogs?? A new world has been opened up for us."    
"Thanks, weird puppy!" With that the two dogs left.

"Well that was freaking easy..." You rolled your eyes and continued on with your journey.

~ (Anotha time skip because i'm lazyyyyy)

You had just passed a banner that read, 'Welcome to Snowdin.'

You were currently sitting with your back against the wall of the shop where you had purchased a cinnamon bun.
Every bite you took you gained a little more HP, you had stopped recovering HP when you had swallowed the last of your cinnamon bun.

You stood up and dusted the specs of cinnamon off of your leggings then you started to continue your journey again.

~ (anotha time skip because i'm really lazy.)

Warm liquid which you recognised as blood slowly trailed down from the edges of your cracked lips, "This bloody cold weather is gonna be the death of me.."

You came to a stop, you stood still in the cold, looking at your shoes as snow fell atop of them. It hurt to walk, you were glad when you saw someone a little further ahead than you, maybe they could help you.

you slowly took a few steps closer then stopped when the mysterious figure had spoken, "HUMAN."
It was papyrus..

"ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS, FEELINGS LIKE..."

"THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER PASTA LOVER, THE ADMIRATION FOR ANOTHER'S PUZZLE-SOLVING SKILLS, THE DESIRE TO HAVE A COOL, SMART PERSON THINK YOU ARE COOL."

"THOSE FEELINGS...."

"THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT NOW!!"

"I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY, AFTER ALL I AM VERY GREAT, I DON'T EVER WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE."

"I PITY YOU...... LONELY HUMAN..."

"WORRY NOT! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER!"

"I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL BE YOUR....." Papyrus was silent for a while before he spoke up, "NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG..I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND!!!"

"YOU ARE HUMAN! I MUST CAPTURE YOU, THEN I CAN FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM!"

"POWERFUL!"
"POPULAR!"
"PRESTIGIOUS!!!" 
"THAT'S PAPYRUS! THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD!"

You felt a slight tug at your chest, "Oh boy..." you muttered just as you had entered a fight.

Papyrus blocks the way!

FIGHT, ACT, ITEM, MERCY

You pressed 'ACT' 

You could now, 'Check'...'Flirt' or 'Insult.'

You pressed 'Check.'

PAPYRUS, 8 ATK  2 DEF

He likes to say: "Nyeh heh heh!"

Papyrus had said his signature 'laugh'  just as he was about to attack. Your soul was in the middle of the battlefield while some bones appeared underneath your soul, not even bothering to hit you,
'Well this is easy...' 

The next thing you had done was 'Flirting' with Papyrus.

"WHAT!? FLIRTING!?"

"SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS!"

"W-WELL I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!"

"I can make spaghetti." You said with no hesitation. 

"OH NO!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!"

"I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...?"

"LET'S DATE L-LATER!"

The same thing happened, small bones travelling underneath your curious soul.

When his attack had finished you pressed the, 'MERCY' option and spared papyrus, you didn't want to fight him, who would want to hurt someone as sweet and innocent as Papyrus anyway?

~ (I'm still lazy so anotha timeskip consumes this storeh!)

You were currently outside of a colourful snow-covered house, also known as Sans and Papyrus' house. After your battle with Papyrus you managed to spare the hell out of him and not die or get captured but you did end up with almost all of your HP taken away from you, luckily you had another cinnamon bun to munch on and bring your HP back to 20.

You were still cold no doubt about that but you had to continue on with your journey but to do that... You had to date a skeleton... hence the reason why you're in front of Sans and Papyrus' house.

"Well, lets go date us a skeleton."

A/n, I'm so lazyyyyy, most of this chapter might not make sense because i'm tired and I can't English