So, where did the spider go?

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The spider scurried out of the bathroom like its life depended on it.

Probably because its life really did depend on it.

He scurried as quickly as his eight legs could carry him, heart pounding.

Quickly, quickly, quickly.

Where should he even go?

The road came to an abrupt end and off the edge he fell.

Tumble, tumble, tumble.

Down he rolled till the very last step and groaned at the ache. There was a sound.

Was that the door?

"We're back."

That sounded like Yoongi.

Click, click, click.

His little feet carried him across the room and his eyes zeroed in on two forms in the kitchen.

Yoongi and Taehyung.

Who should he go to?

Taehyung was the one who had a weird obsession with bugs. Considering his options, the spider took a U-turn and rushed away from Yoongi. He climbed over Taehyung's pant and crawled as quickly as possible onto his arm.

At the feeling of something crawling onto his skin, Taehyung looked down at his arm to spot a spider.

"Yikes," Taehyung cried, getting Yoongi's attention.

The little spider was knocked off Taehyung's arm, went sailing through the air, and fell hard on its ass.

"Hoseok!" Yoongi and Taehyung shouted in shock when the spider before them transformed into a full-ass human.

Not just any human.

But their one and only bandmate, Hoseok.

"I'm me again," Hobi cried joyfully, hugging himself as Taehyung and Yoongi stared at him, jaws wide open.

"You— spider...what?"

Then Hoseok turned to glare at the two men, causing them both to gulp.

"Which one of you two assholes did this to me huh? I almost died," Hoseok yelled.

"It was Yoongi!" Taehyung cried, pointing towards the older who gave an indignant squeak.

"Me? What? I-"

"It was his idea to get Jimin and Jungkook together."

"And so you turn me into a spider!" Hoseok cries, narrowing his gaze at Yoongi.

"What? No. I-"

"Min fucking Yoongi, you're taking the couch tonight!" Hoseok growled.

"Babe—"

Yoongi ran after Hoseok. Taehyung turned away from the exit slowly and poured himself a glass of wine, a smirk creeping onto his face.

"Expect the unexpected...always."

THE END!!!