Chapter Banner by Batman_Justice of GraphicSilly

Dedicated to @Halimalovescoffee for her entry in the CHAPTERLY CONTEST in Chapter One!

Question: What would you do if everybody on Earth disappeared?

Answer: Cry because why didn't I get the WiFi password from my stupid neighbour before he poofed away. Damn.

Then raid stores for yoghurt and chocolates

Awesome, right? May more people join in the contests and who knows, you may wonder! Ahem. Win. Not wonder.

LEGEND

EM | LEIGH | EARL

"Ola, Leigh."

"I am mad at you so do not talk to me."

"That is not going to stop me from asking for more tips and advice."

"So, what do you want to know?"

"Your ex-boyfriend."

"What? Why?"

"It is mostly because of the fact that I do not want to make the same mistakes at him for another girl."

"Huh. That was the most sensible thing you ever said to me. Well, let me start off with his name. Shitface. His name is shitface. So...I met him when I was slapping myself in the mirror just to see if it hurts. Hahaha. And then we started hanging out. After that, we just fell in love, okay? But he got all distant one day and stopped talking to me. And I guess that really annoyed the shit out of me and we just broke up. The lesson learnt is to not be distant with your girlfriend. Okay, got it, good."

"Wow. That is really tragic."

"No, it's not. It is generic."

"Really? Are you that self-deprecating and dramatic?"

"Where did you get that vocabulary from? This is groundbreaking!"

"And sarcastic?"

"I know I am amazing now shut up."

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Heyo, people! It is Peyton speaking here! Now, only two users have entered the contest of funniest comment so I fully encourage you to try it out to! Although you may have a crappy sense of humor, just do it and attempt to make me laugh!

There is no contest today due to technical errors! Detecting laziness and lethargy...