Requested by alittleskeleton
Scenarios-
"When you want something and he says no."

(Y/n): "Fuck you and Fuck your Dice head ass Boyfriend."

"When you bring a (boy/girl)home."
Devil: "why the hell are you bringing more parasites in my house?"
(Y/n): "i don't know. Why are you always naked in public?"
Devil: "I'm not! Fur is my clothing!"
(Y/n): "well at least your employees dress up even though they're objects."

"When you bring a religious person home."
Devil: *holding a crucifix upside down with the satanic bible*
(Y/n): "Chill the fuck down! They're my only friend i have!"
Devil: "you're about to have no friends in a bit!"

"When you are hurt."

(Y/n): *scrapes knee and tears whell up*
Devil: "you call that a scrape? You're a Fucking Pussy."
(Y/n): "Fuck you Satan."
Devil: "That's Fuck you Dad, To you You little Pest."

Just some scenarios i came up with
Since i couldn't come up with a story.... Let me know if you want another!