Requested by inenna

Cuphead: "Stop, you've violated the law."
(Y/n): "it's true love you won't understand!"
Cuphead: "with a 40 year old man?"
(Y/n): "he's more experienced"
Cuphead: "with what?! Sex?! You're 15!"
(Y/n): "sex? I meant but craps and spades!"

*cut to y/n and Dice to a game of spades*

(Y/n): "hah! Suck on that, Ace of spades!"
Dice: *contently puts down a Big Joker* "i win."
(Y/n): again!