Requested by kittens4jc

You were the Big sister of Mugman and Cuphead. A little older by almost ten years but old enough to be a legal guardian.
Elder Kettle was out and about in the town while you were supposed to babysit the two boys.

As usual the boys were doing their own thing as you were doing yours.
Until you get a call.
(Reeses Puffs theme ringtone in the background)
You answer it.
"Howdy."
"Hey, (y/n)."
"Djimmi?"
"Yeah.. Hello."
"It's been six years."
"Sorry i left you for the- um."
"It's fine. Uh."
"..."
"So...uh why are u calling me?"
"Oh uh i thought you wanted come over and uh hangout with us.?"
"Uh well i have my brother's to watch over-" You pause for a second.
"Wait did you say us?"
"Yeah... Uh i thought you knew?"
"Knew what?"
"He left me with a kid."
"How did that work?"
"I don't fucking know. It's just one night we fucked. I found out i was pregnant and then he left."
"Oh Fuck. Sorry."
"It's fine. And that kid is like 5 or 6 now and most likely Mental."
"Oh so maybe we should get to together."
"Yeah. Maybe we should. Ya know, catch up."
"Five?"
"Five is good"
"Five it is."
"Five"
"Five."
"Ok."
"Okay bye."
"K bye"
(That conversation was two hours long btw)

Five.

You took an extra pack of bandages and fruit snacks and took your brothers to the car.

"So i want you two to be on your best behavior, okay?"
"Why are we going to play with a dumb person?" Cuphead asks crossing his arms as Mugs nods.
"He isn't dumb Cup. He is just. Slow. Mental. Don't call people dumb unless you want your ass beat."
You reply.
"So. Is this that boy you're always talking about?" Mugs asks in a squeaky voice.
"I talk about a lot of boys kiddo. But no. You haven't even heard of him."
"Oh."
"Is he your boyfriend?" Cuphead smuggingly asks.
"No. Just a friend."
"Right."

Time skip you make it to the house where djimmi lived. You knew where he lived because he doesn't bother to move anyway. (If that made sense)

You knock on the door with your brothers behind you clinged onto your jacket.
When the door opened a little boy that looked just like Mugman and cuphead opened the door.
He says
"Hullo."
"Hey there!"
"Daddy! Mommy is back!"
You turn pale a bit.
Djimmi's voice could be heard from the other room as he comes to the door.
"Puphead how many times do i have to tell you your mom is not coming ba-"
"Hey there! Sorry about that."
"Uh this is your little boy?"
"Yep! A little bra- *cough* rascal he is"
"Haha he sure is."
"Oh uh Puphead." You introduce. To your brothers
"This is Mugman and Cuphead."
"Hullo." Puphead says
"You're just like us?" Cuphead asks
"Huh?"
" i mean like you have a cup for a head."
"I don't know."
"We have a lot to talk about."
"Then lets go to my room!" Puphead says as He leads your brothers to his room. Leaving you and Djimmi alone.
*silence*

"So uh. How was life?" You ask trying to break the silence
"Great. Great. Uh had a husband. A kid. Husband left a balloon strapped to my dick saying 'you're on your own'
And a middle finger drawing.
So yeah life has been great."
"I am so sorry. Tell me about it."

Hours later...
Djimmi is crying on his couch next to you with a pile of used tissues littered all over the floor while you held the box and patted The genie's back in comfort.
"- and he said 'I'll be there for you no matter what.' And 'i will always protect you from the problems ahead.' But that was shit because he left his kid here with me." He sobs.
"Men can be jerks. But ya know it happens"

"(Y/n). I'm sorry for leaving you for that bastard."
"... Djimmi."
"I know how much I've hurt you. After he left me and i realized how much you felt when i left you."
You blush a bit. Feeling a force make you jump onto his lap and deeply kiss the man.

And after a few minutes
"I forgive you."

(Blah blah blah)