(Goldenrod telling the story to her cultists of how her people met Wayne and Decres for the first time.)

Once upon a time, we were a lone cult with our statues and selves, looking for a god or goddess to worship. There was a plant god but he's too busy with his "cups", he was kinda useless for sacrifices.

But then he saw a odd spaceship in the sky from the moon and made loud noises in the sky. we can't help but to look up in curiosity, what is that we thought? then we heard a loud splash from the nearby ocean. we decides that one of us should discover what is is, so we got the best cone cultist for the job.

He went out of our safe mountain, into town, and gone into the beast's lair. where he was badly wounded, he survived luckily. he told us of what he has seen, he has saw a weird looking house with trash cans, some ponds and the ocean, white trees, and a vegetable garden. he has seen strange animals. but when he knocked on the door, that's when he regret it.

When he knocked on the door, that's when he saw our new new god and goddesses or beasts. a yellow humanoid alien like us answered it but it's not; He had a black leather jacket, a yellow crescent head, green eyes, black shoes and pants. 

but that black and yellow humanoid was our god but the goddess was different and beautiful; She looked like Wayne but her face and body looked feminine, and was way taller than Wayne; with beautiful green cat-like or snake-like eyes (with normal pupils instead of snake pupils) that can stare into your soul, wearing black lipstick, a Deep phthalo blue colored shawl that covered her breasts, a Brilliant phthalo blue latex suit that reaches to her chest to her boots, and midnight blue boots and gloves.

Basically he was got attacked really badly because he joked about their "horns" crudely and got attacked and chased away.

Basically we didn't hear anything from the God and goddess yet; but one day they found our safe mountain, we saw them for the first time and most of us laughed and joked about the head shape, some of us didn't joke about them having a crescent shaped head because of the cultist that met them.

But that's when they started to attack us for the first time. Shooting bullets at us, eating and harvesting our meat, and snapping to attack is the worst part because when they snap, your flesh melts and if all of your flesh melts; you are dead and only a lonely skeleton.

We feared them and they come out at night, blending in the night surroundings, looking for prey. They are kinda like anglerfish, sometimes glowing like a yellow crescent moon to attract us and kill us.

(Soft Vore mention crap/cringe incoming!!!)

They also like to swallow us whole and alive at times, but they are kind and let us free from their stomach. Some survivors told tales about how they survived; most of them were sacrifices, others went to the beast's lair and got eaten. (But not gorely eaten)
But it's commonly Wayne that does it, but decres does it too but it's uncommon for her to do that.

The only way to prevent one of them is the cone statues, it blinds Wayne and makes him vulnerable to attack often melting him but comes back and attacks us once more. The statues doesn't blind decres though.

We made sacrifices for the God and goddess and they are satisfied with their new kill of the day to make them happy. Some got killed and is now a poor skeleton, Some got their flesh and guts eaten, some got eaten (swallowed whole) and left unharmed when they return to the mountain. Whatever the God and goddess thinks it's okay.

The God and goddess have powers too, the God can easily makes us sleepy and then attacks us. The Goddess has psychic powers and is the dangerous one we know so far, plus she can shoot crescent-like beams at us.

There is another God but he is mentioned by Wayne and how he hates him, some cultists heard that he is from the moon. But we didn't see him yet or have any idea what he looks like.

So far, apparently the goddess just disappeared for some reason and now we only have a God. He still terrorized us to this day.

I have a plan to Capture Wayne and make him our plaything and pet for terrorizing us.

Its going to be tricky but I might succeed my fellow cultists...