This is just a silly little thing that came up in a convo with @PineapplesAndPapes and @nutcracker645 about what weird rules the Newsies would have so here were my answers. I might be adding more along the way. The order these are in doesn't matter.

1: If there is a Nerf gun war the safe spaces are bedroom and now bathroom

2: Race isn't allowed to play a ukulele from one to six am, and before coffee is brewed

3: Love Story is a banned song. An induvial may listen to it with earpods or headphones but it is not to be played over a public speaker due to Romeo's bad parodies. (this also applies to Hey Juliet and Check Yes Juliet)

4: Nobody's allowed to ask "what, are you gonna throw a dictionary at me?" Because someone will absolutely do that. (just the sentence in general, "are you gonna throw *insert object* at me". Say it at your own risk)

5: during any group games that involves more than two people at a time one person must be a ref. Whoever is deemed said ref must hold the rules of said game to avoid arguments and has final say on what may or may not go.

6: Monopoly is no longer allowed to be played

7: Feisty isn't allowed to come near any gingerbread house kits - Mush

8: you are not allowed to make more than three copes of any photos - Albert

9: Race needs to stop being an enjit! - Albert

10: Albert needs to stop being a idiota - Race

11: you can't call anyone an idiot in another language. Do it in English because your pronunciation is sad - Jack

Feisty is allowed to insult the idiots in French - Feister

Mush doesn't apply to the rule above - Mush

Oui, vous, a la oui - Feister

12: Mush and Feister aren't allowed to have arguments in the rule book

13: Race isn't allowed to be left alone when using an oven

14: You cannot use Axe anymore (deodorant is also NOT an excuse to avoid showering. Go wash yourselves you pack of skunks) - Feister (age nine)

15: Mush needs to stop falling for every pretty face he sees - Feister (age 14)

16: Feisty is stuck with Mush for the rest of her life - Mush (age 16)

17: the lovebirds need to get a room - Blink

18: Brooklyn and her little Ginger idiot are not allowed to get a room - Mush

19: the rule above is over ruled - Albert

20: nobody is allowed to add anymore rules to the book without consoling Jack or Specs - Jack

BUZZKILL - Race