Last Friday Night.

"Are you ready?" Mothman asked his friends "Yes!" They said Mothman nodded "Then let's go!"

'The Next Morning'

There's a stranger in my bed "...." Nina "what happened last night?" Moth asked.

There's a pounding in my head "Ow..." Bigfoot rub his head

Glitter all over the room "We had fun." Alien "Yeah" Chupacabra

Pink flamingos in the pool "Why is there flamingos in the lake?" Asked Nessie.

I smell like a minibar "You smell like a bar." Cringed Bigfoot "So do you!" Mothy exclaimed.

DJ's passed out in the yard "Who's this idiot?" glanced Nessie to the bushes.

Barbies on the barbecue "When did we get dolls?" asked Chupacabra "I don't know." shrugged Alien "MY BARBIES!" screamed Nessie.

This a hickey or a bruise? "What happened to my face?" Called Nina in the background in the bathroom.

Pictures of last night ended up online
I'm screwed, oh, well "No use getting rid of The Photos now" laughs Moth with Bigfoot.

It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled "This was fun." Alien.

Damn Sal, Dr. Turbo, Angel, and Bob looking at The Photos online "Damn!" all

Last Friday night

Yeah, we danced on tabletops The Cryptids Dancing on tables in The Bar.

And we took too many shots The Cryptids drinking with The Jersey Devil.

Think we kissed, but I forgot Moth and Nina Kiss.

Last Friday night

Yeah, we maxed our credit cards "What happened to my Credit Card?!" "You have a Credit Card?"

And got kicked out of the bar The Cryptids getting kicked out with The Jersey Devil.

So we hit the boulevard "We're Going to another bar."

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park The Cryptids Chasing Thunderclap and Spot in The Park.

Skinny dipping in the dark Swimming in The Lake with Nessie.

Then had a ménage à trois Moth, Nina, and Mothy sitting in a innertube.

Last Friday night

Yeah, I think we broke the law Trail of destruction from Last Night

Always say we're gonna stop, whoa "We should have stopped!"

This Friday night, do it all again "Let's do it again!"

But this Friday night, do it all again "Yeah!"

Trying to connect the dots "Where's my shoe?" "Where's my sock?"

Don't know what to tell my boss "What are going to tell the other Cryptids." mused Moth.

Think the city towed my car "We got a car?"

Chandelier is on the floor "We got a Chandelier?" asked Alien "That broke!" Chupacabra said.

Ripped my favorite party dress "My dress!" cried Nessie.

Warrant's out for my arrest Wanted Posters for The Cryptids for the trail of destruction from Last Night

Think I need a ginger ale Alien Pukes on the floor.

That was such an epic fail Chupacabra Laughs "Fail!"

Pictures of last night ended up online
I'm screwed, oh, well "All over the net!" "We're famous!"

It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled Bigfoot and Alien drawing a blank.

Damn Nothing.

Last Friday night

Yeah, we danced on tabletops Dancing around on tables with other cryptids.

And we took too many shots Cryptids taking shots.

Think we kissed, but I forgot "Did we kiss?" Moth and Nina.

Last Friday night

Yeah, we maxed our credit cards "Credit Card?"

And got kicked out of the bar Kicked out again.

So we hit the boulevard Running with a trashcan.

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park Having a campfire in The Park.

Skinny dipping in the dark Breaking into a pool to swim.

Then had a ménage à trois Flatwoods, Mothman, and Moth tied up together.

Last Friday night

Yeah, I think we broke the law "We're wanted for theft." Mothman muttered.

Always say we're gonna stop, whoa Breaking into a Candy Store.

This Friday night, do it all again (Do it all again) "Are we going to this again?"

This Friday night, do it all again
(Do it all again) This Friday night "Yes." Chupacabra "No." Mothman.

Last Friday night

Yeah, we danced on tabletops Moth and Nina dancing on The Dance Floor.

And we took too many shots Drink pyramid.

Think we kissed, but I forgot "We definitely did."

Last Friday night

Yeah, we maxed our credit cards "All are cards are maxed."

And got kicked out of the bar Got kicked out again.

So we hit the boulevard Throwing eggs at cars.

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park Watching the stars.

Skinny dipping in the dark On The Beach by The Lake.

Then had a ménage à trois Moth and Nina pass out.

Last Friday night

Yeah, I think we broke the law The Other Cryptids pass out.

Always say we're gonna stop, whoa

But this Friday night, do it all again!

"We are never doing this again!" Muttered Mothman annoyed looking at the photos.