crusty boy was sleeping soooooo sleepy peepy and then he woked up. he sayd "another day of being crusty" but he look at his crusty dusty phone and it said the day was september 10. "OH MA GOD!!! ITS MY BIRF DAY!!!" crusty boy scrumpt and he jumped out of his ugly bed and rand out of his musty ass room and into the living room. "GUYS GUYS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY GUYS OH MY GOD GUYS HOLY FREAKING POOPLETS!!!" he scrum at his parents and sister. they were annoyed with this crusty boy. why did he have to be resurrected? why couldn't he have stayed dead?? BOOOOOO!!! crusty boy started doing his happy crusty dance and said "do do a dollop of daisy! (crusty boy's catchphrase)" his family had enough and his dad screamed "SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUP!!!!! BE QUIIIIIIEEEEEET!!!" crusty boy started croding. "b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu-but i-i-i-i-i-it-it-its m-m-m-my b-b-b-b-bi-bi-bir-birt-birth-birthd-birthda-birthday!!!" he crode. "LISTEN CRUSTY BOY, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID BIRTHDAY!" his mom sayed. "b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu-but i-i-i-i-i-it-it-its m-m-m-my s-s-s-sw-sw-swe-swee-sweet s-s-s-s-si-six-sixt-sixte-sixtee-sixteen!!" crusty boy continue to crie. "OH GREAT, THAT MEANS WE'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT FOR 16 YEARS NOW!" his dad saye.d. his sister was gonna say something but she was too busy projectile vomiting because of how STINKY crusty boy smelled today. he hasnt taken a shower in 3 years and he doesnt wipe his butt. crusty boy continue to cree. "what will we do for my birthday??" his family laughed. "OH WE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED ALRIGHT" his mom sayed. before crusty boy could say "do do a dollop of daisy!" his parents grabbed the crusty boy and chucked him into the oven. they turned the oven on and crusty boy was being baked. "NOOOOOO PLS LET ME OUT PLS PLS PLS PLS" crusty boy crew as he was being baked into a food. but his family didn't give a flying fuck. after an hour the crusty boy was ready. they pulled him out of the oven and crusty boy was a crusty cake. it was lemon flavored (get it? SOUR sixteen?) and it had a picture of crusty boy's crusty lips on it. the family started to eat the crusty boy cake and they eated the entire thing. he was surprisingly deliciouso. when they had to make a shitty stinky doo doo caca they pooped out crusty boy. "NOW CRUSTY BOY, GO TO YOUR STUPID FUCKING ROOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND SLEEP FOREVER" his family sayed and crusty boy crode as he chunkily and dustily ran up the stairs and back into his ugly stinky bedroom that was swarming with roaches. "THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER" crusty boy scrumpt. the end