♡ poly!kenny omega & hangman page boyfriend headcannons ♡

♡ hangman used to cook for you guys a lot because he's so good at it. i'm not talking about michelin star beef wellingtons or anything fancy like that, though you and kenny do know he could probably cook that, i mean reader warm comfort food. the only reason why hangman doesn't cook as much anymore is because he's gotten a busier when he became the champion.

♡ he still cooks his signature soup when either you or kenny is sick though.

♡ that being said, he's the most levelheaded person between you three. even if you aren't really loud or anything like that, kenny being the dork that he is will without a shadow of a doubt bring that side out of you every single time.

♡ watch out for those times hangman does decide to let loose though because you usually find yourself standing in the middle of your bedroom, pillows and duvets everywhere while your boyfriends are just trashing the house.

♡ this happens mostly when hangman is stressed or was stressed and needs to calm down, but there are times he gets into his moods without anything triggering it.

♡ a lot of the time when this happens, kenny and hangman continue their feud in the comfort of your own home.

♡ they are smacking each other with pillows and performing wrestling moves on the bed and cutting promos on each other.

♡ "guys please- hangman! kenny just got surgery done! do not jump on him! no- you can't put him in a submission either! adam!"

♡ the man sniffles. "always knew you liked kenny better..."

♡ ".. you know that's not true."

♡ "ohhh! so you like me better then???"

♡ children. man children.

♡ oh and if you think the bucks would help you.. hahaha no. in fact, they'd join in the chaos.

♡ like they're deadass downgrading from aew back to bywa because matt's putting on his ring announcer's voice and is also the referee while nick takes on the task of timekeeper. and this all happens while you're at the grocery store.

♡ you come home to kenny and hangman chasing each other and the picture frames on the wall being crooked. there's even a huge hole in the drywall -- kenny later bragged to you it was because he shoved his boyfriend into it.

♡ "guess i'm just too strong."

♡ the smug smile on his face was wiped away when he saw your pissed off expression.

♡ "i'll show you strong."

♡ yeah, you've definitely been kicked out of malls and hotels.

♡ one time they even got you kicked out of the cinema. you guys were watching a movie you've been looking forward to for three whole years and you got kicked out because they were arguing whether cowboys are better than aliens. they learned their lesson though.

♡ how, you may ask? (no sex for a week) no star trek and country music vinyls for a week :)