Fandoms included: Riordanverse, Hellaverse

Me: ...
Time to go die in a pit

Sol: Oh that's cute. Can I join?

Me: Sure. But not [REDACTED NAME]. Until she stops with the cows

Sol: Bet. I'll bring my nerds gummy clusters

Me: NERDS GUMMY CLUSTERS

[REDACTED]: NOOOO

Sol: Haha [REDACTED] you're missing out on dying in a pit with nerds gummy clusters

Me: Hehhehehehehehehe

[REDACTED]: I'll just dig my own hole beside yours. I don't like nerds gummy clusters

Sol: And I'll bring warheads cubes. And we can dye our tongues again

Me: I don't like warheads but ok

Sol: It's the galactic cubes remember

Me: Ah ok. TONGUEEEE. Why's it spelt like that

Sol: Dying in a pit sounds fun now

Me: It does. Like Tartarus

Sol: Yes. Ooo let's go to Tartarus and feed Bob

Me: ...
WHO'S BOB

Sol: Oh. Well. We can feed the goat farmer then. Or maybe Grayson

Me: T-the what? And who's Grayson!

Sol: MAYBE WE CAN MEET NICO. OOO LETS FEED NICO

Me: NICOOOO

Sol: NICO WOULD SO LOVE NERDS GUMMY CLUSTERS

Me: OMG YES. LETS GO FIND NICO CMON

Sol: YES

Me: *jumpy jumpy into Tartarus*

Hades: TF ARE THEY DOING

Sol: *preppily spinys into Tartarus*
*spinys to Nyx's castle* HERE YA GO YOU LITTLE BTCH *throws nerds in her face*

Me: SAVE SOME FOR NICO REMEMBER

Sol: I HAVE INFINITE POWERRRR

Me: *evil laugh*

Duoling: COME BACK AND DO YOUR DUOLINGO THIS INSTANT CHILD

Sol: *spinys to Nico* HERE YA GO MY FAVORITE DEATH BOY *gives nerds in a lil Halloween candy bag*

Me: THIS IS GOING IN CFC

Sol: YES. YESYESYES. BUT KEEP THE CHAOS. CHAOS IS GOOD. IT IS FUELING ME. I EAT CHAOS. WAIT. CHAOS IS A GOD. I CAN'T BE CANNABALISTIC. OH WELL

Me: YOU AREN'T A FVCKING GOD

Sol: I'LL JUST JOIN HELL AND LIVE IN THE CANNABAL TOWN. WITH ROSIE. anyway

Me: Who dat again

Sol: tO tHe CaNnAbAl ToWn WhErE tHeY dOnT wEaR a FrOwN cUz HoLy Sh!t oH mY gOsH wHyYyYyY 🎶🎶🎶

Based on a crazy text conversation that escalated.