I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

Uzi had the day off, so she went to the park to relax. Everything was going fine, until a crow landed on her head. So, Uzi just sat there, praying the bird didn't piss on her. Some kid passed by and laughed.

"Fuck off."

The crow got up and attacked the kid, which was fucking hilarious. So, Uzi now has a crow friend. Great.

"Caw."

The next day, she had to go to work... again. Luckily, it was almost the weekend. After that, two whole days off.

She saw the guy again, and decided to ask a question.

"Hey, what's your name anyways?"

"Oh, I'm Noah, yours?"

"Uzi."

"Cool."

He seemed nice enough.

"Hey, care to meet me at the park on Saturday?"

"Sure!"

... Wait, what did she just ask!?