A/N: PLEASE GO READ MY NEW SUGA FANFIC, "HEALTH MATTERS?" THANKS! And "Pyromania" my yoonmin fanfic.
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"Hyung... Maybe you should stop drinking so much..." Taehyung said, he was scared that he'd be the only sober one and Hwajo might suddenly walk in and do something.

Hoseok hiccuped, "Why? We haven't had fun like this in a long time. Drink up." He held up his beer.

Taehyung sighed and clinked Hoseok's beer and Taehyung's soju then mumbled, "It's kinda rude to get drunk on the first date."

"I heard that." Hoseok glared.

"Good. Now will you stop?"

Hoseok shook his head and took another sip.

Taehyung at that moment, though 'fuck it.' And took a large sip of his soju.

Hours later, the two boys were both stumbling on the streets.

"Hehe." Hoseok tripped.

"Hyung! Don't die!" Taehyung tripped too.

"Should we do something about them?" Jimin asked Yoongi. The yoonmin couple were walking around and found Hoseok and Taehyung drunk.

"I don't really care. Let's just leave them alone. They'll find the dorm eventually." Yoongi shrugged.

"But the fans-"

"The fans this, the fans that. I get a feeling that most fans don't care if we get drunk sometimes as long as it's not frequent. When was the last time these hoes got drunk?" Yoongi stated.

"Like a year ago..." Jimin bit his lip, "But it still looks bad and managernim will kill them!"

"What? You got a crush on Hoseok or Taehyung?"

"Ani. But we should still help."

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So therefore, Hoseok and Taehyung were dragged to the dorm and pushed into their bedroom.

"Bae." Hoseok chuckled as he laid on Taehyung. Yes, ON Taehyung.

"What?" Taehyung smiled.

"Saranghae~" Hoseok slurred and licked Taehyung's face.

"Ewe, you're not a dog." Taehyung laughed.

Hoseok wrapped his arms around Taehyung and pecked his lips, "Nope, I'm a horse."

"My horse." Taehyung laughed.

"Gross, bestiality!" Hoseok shouted.

"No because you're actually human! But I'm an alien so does that make it alienality?" Taehyung questioned.

"You aren't a fuçking alien, Taehyung." Hoseok said.

"Maybe I am."

"Whatever. Let's get 0-100 real quick." Hoseok said then pressed his lips against Taehyung.

Their lips moved against each other. The kiss became wet and deep as Hoseok put his tongue into Taehyung's.

Taehyung moaned as the kiss became more passionate.

All of a sudden, Hoseok pulled a way and held his stomach.

"What's wrong, hyung?"

Without a word, Hoseok ran to the bathroom and out came dinner.

Taehyung rushed to his side and rubbed his back as Hoseok sat in front of the toilet, puking his guts out.

Taehyung gasped, "Hyung, are you pregnant?"

"Impossible. I haven't had sex with you." Hoseok said as he took a break from throwing up.

"Are you saying you're a virgin?"

Hoseok nodded causing Taehyung to be extremely surprised. 

When Taehyung was about to say 'wow' Hoseok started puking again, making Taehyung puke with him.

Let's just say, Jin and the manager had a lot of mess to clean up that night.

Later ,after the mess was cleaned up, the Taeseok couple laid in bed together, cuddled up, hoping their Hwajo problems were over.

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