Only one rule: NO CONTEXT GIVEN BEYOND NAMES

Dedicated to Lucy_The_Llamacorn. Probably because the entire inspiration for the note that these quotes came from was her chapters.

Doc: Spell 'icup'.

Iskall: E-Y-E-C-U-P.

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Impulse:...So you're a demon?

Tango: I'm not gonna answer that question.

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Biffa: You're lost twins, and you're gonna die in a second!

Evil X: Yay?

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Joe: I thought you said hairy tortoise snake.

Cleo: DIFFERENT! DIFFERENT!

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Biffa: I'm not violence...

Evil X: NO I'M NOT VIOLENCE!

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Grian and Iskall at the same time: AirPods... AirPods... AirPods...

Mumbo: HELP ME IT'S THE CYBERMAN UPRISING!

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Iskall: I'm gonna start collecting more.

Ren: Flirting more?

Iskall: Collecting more!

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X: Are you a leader, Mumbo?

Mumbo: Ten.

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False: It doesn't need to cool:

Ren: EX is a fool!

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Cub: I will Yeet my iPad at you!

Scar: I will eat my iPad at you!

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Evil X: I'm gonna set the world on fire!

X: That's something my brother would say.

Evil X: Um X...

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Jevin: Manky like the sunlight.

Python: Photosynthesis!

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Ren: Can you melt paper?

Doc: Yeah, put it in a really hot environment with zero oxygen.

Ren: So not anytime soon, then.

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X: It's called a ruler.

Grian: You're a ruler.

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Tango: Do you like my socks?

Zedaph: That's not a demonic ritual!

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Iskall: I dunno, all I see is a vase here.

Mumbo: I will pulverise you!

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Cub: Die, penguins die!

Scar: Die, penguins die!

Cub: Cabbages will rule the world!

Scar: Cabbages will rule the world!

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Cleo: My hands are clammy again!

Joe: Lovely!

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Grian: Where's the tipex? I wanna tipex my face!

Iskall: Behind the Cheetos.

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Biffa: I'm hungry. Can I eat your soul?

Impulse: I don't have one.

Impulse: *Points to Tango*

Impulse: I sold it to him.

Tango: Yep!

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Tango: Zed? Zed? Zed? Zed?

Zed: *Gurgling noise*

Zed: Hello.

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Stress: I'm not gonna ask why that piece of paper has a bite out of it.

False: Cleo!

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Ren: How's life?

Iskall: There's a fly in my hair.

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Cub: Uno problemo...

Joe: UnA problemA!

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Evil X: I'm gonna get as many people as possible to hate me on the bus

X: What're you gonna do, scream?

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Python: Where do we meet?

Doc: In the morning!

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Grian: Hello.

Biffa: You're going to die now.

Grian: What?!

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False: Who said falafels?

Ren: (absurdly high-pitched) Falafels come to school!

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Cub: you might confuse a boy and a cat!

Scar: an accident...?

Zedaph: It carried...

Tango: (demon voice) IT CARRIED!

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Iskall: Why is Python hugging Wels?

Ren: I SHIP IT!

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Mumbo: You're afraid of banana bread!?

X: NO!

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Grian: *screams*

Doc: That music is depressing.

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Joe: You're not supposed to cycle in school!

Cleo (singing): BICYCLE! BICYCLE!

Joe:...

Joe (singing): POMEGRANATE! POMEGRANATE!

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Iskall: Yeah, I came out of his armpit.

Ren: There's something wrong with that.

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Python: My cucumber will kill you in your sleep!

Wels: What the holy flying fish!?

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Impulse: Sadly, it got burnt down.

Tango: Yeah, it got sort of incinerated.

Tango: You know, lowkey.

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Evil X: Give me my pencil!

X: It's my pencil...

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Wels: What will you do? I will eat a sandwich!

Python: I will eat you.

Wels: What will we do? We will eat you!

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Joe: Fish. Fish don't bite or scream or chase you around the house or hit you on the head with a spatula.

Cleo:...

Cleo: I'm bi?

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Zed: You can eat him!

Tango (demon voice): What the fish!?

Zed: Well if we incinerate him we can't let him go to waste!

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Mumbo: The Earth is flat.

Iskall: DIE!

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Evil X: I know what it's called! It's called-

Biffa: Murder?

Evil X: Cancer.

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Iskall: Boop the birb?

Grian: NO BOOP THE BIRB!

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Grian: Oh.

Doc: Oh.

Grian: Oh.

Doc: Ooooooh.

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X: Do you have a scrap of sanity in your head?

Evil X: I don't think so?

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Evil X: Listen, X, I'm a horrible person.

Iskall: We already knew that!

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Evil X: Flex Tape.

Scar: WE HAVE AN ARMY OF DUCKS WILLING TO MURDER YOU AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT!

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Evil X: Stress is Biffa's girlfriend!

Stress: (disgusted) I am most certainly not!

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Scar: One guess as to what this page is about...

Cub: Murder?

Scar: Capitalism.

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Evil X: I wish you would go die.

Biffa: Thank you!

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Scar: The rain is SO passive-aggressive.

Grian: About moth flight...

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Joe: About this tall, *touches floor*, ginger hair,

Stress: Smells of cheese?

Joe: I wouldn't know...

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Stress: She crushed my soul...

Cleo: Okay?

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Python: I never wanna hear you saaay-

Iskall: I want toast!

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Mumbo: I don't know what the Bill of Rights means.

Wels:...Bell of Right Memes?

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Impulse: I just have frozen...

Zedaph: Teacher.

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Scar: What emotion do you call being both angry and amused at the same time?

Evil X: A dead fox on the motorway.

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Cleo: Is a halibut a bee?

X: Fish.

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Ren: When your ear feels like blood tastes?

Impulse: No...

Ren: Do I just have mild synesthesia?

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Doc: My questions... are questiony questions!

Iskall: My answer is answer answer.

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Grian: *clucking*

Doc: NEIN!

Grian: *CLUCKING INTENSIFIES*

I deny all requests for further context. Moving on! And don't think this is even scraping the SURFACE of the madness.

I'll post a chapter of Duplication as soon as the tie is broken- and you'll see why I can't have a tie.

Rune, signing off from the past!