Grian: Boys wear kilts!

Mumbo: Fair point.

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Python: I want to go to America but I don't wanna die.

Jevin: Mood.

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Ren: Why is Stress always late?

Iskall: She's a disgrace.

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Cub: The question mark one.

Scar: What's the question?

Joe: To be or not to be.

Cub: That is the question.

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False: Be brave.

Ren: No.

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Joe: Can't talk severe cranial trauma

Cleo: What?

Joe: Two things you need to know: the bench broke, my head hurts

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Grian: square

Iskall: *makes circle shape with hands* square

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X: This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Pumpkins scream in the dead of-

Python: Square

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Biffa: Is it just me or does it smell like cheese?

Wels: It smells like *sniff* ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffeet.

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Grian: Are you the Jingler, Salmon ghost or Jangler?

Scar: Poultry man. Screw you.

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Doc: Why is Keralis ERROR?

BDubs: Keralis does not exist. Keralis has been consumed by the void.

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Stress: Peppa Pig

Ren: Damnit!

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False: He was in the toilet!

Iskall: I was in the toilet!

Ren: Inside the toilet.

Stress: The toilet consumed him.

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Wels: And the word was Donum

Jevin: And the word was God

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Doc: NANANANANANANANANANANANANA FRENCHMAN!

Scar: What?

Doc: Half-French, half-man.

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Wels: *Points at empty juice box*

Wels: That's it. That's my lunch.

Jevin: Eat the box. Eat the carboard.

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Cleo: Can you kill me?

Grian: But you're not alive.

Cleo: There's the problem.

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Biffa: Do you want your murder to be expedited?

False: Frick off

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Evil X: You're Russian.

X: I'm not Russian, I'm British. That was Racist and Offensive.

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Iskall: Square

Ren: Circle. Triangle. Hexagon.

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Half the class: Ten.

Mumbo: Ten.

Grian: Square.

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Stress: Trapezoid. ELLIPSE.

False: New geometry.

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Joe: It's one of the figures of wondrous power

Cleo: It's also crippling depression.

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Keralis: Bubbles, are you okay with being called a dumbass?

BDubs: Yes.

Keralis: Bumbo, are you- wait- Shiswamy-

X: DUMBASS!

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Biffa: And when the clock strikes twelve

X: You get a detention.

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Grian: Do I look like a buffoon to you?

Ren: Yes. Absolutely.

———

Mumbo: Sounds like Voldemort meter. Voldymeter.

Iskall: How many Voldemorts in a meter?

Mumbo: Ask Siri

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X: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Keralis: Are you an Enderman?

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Grian: Anyway, as I was saying...

NPC Grian: Dumbass.

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Cleo: Why is Carol out of her cage?

False: That was me.

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Mumbo: I have a headache.

Grian: TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, CHILD

Iskall: Please, please...

———

Keralis and Grian: Good Mor-ning Shwishwamy! Good Mor-ning everybody!

———

Doc: What if he hit the ozone?

BDubs: Oh damn, the elevator's broken again!

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Tango: I burnt them by stepping on them.

Impulse: Your feet are fire!?

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Cub: Here's a problem for us to solve, what are the chances of there actually being work?

Joe: 100%

Cub: What are the chances of there being enough?

Scar: 0

Cub: Both correct.

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Mumbo: I spell in England.

Grian: You have galaxy brain.

Mumbo: I have a universe in my head.

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Jevin: That's a nose plaster

Python: C o n s u m e I t

Jevin: Consume the nose bandage nibble nibble

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Cleo: So if you're Andromeda brain and I'm Milky Way brain, and False is universe brain, are our brains part of hers?

Stress: We're renting them from her.

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Ren: We don't need another hero-

Doc: 2 broken in two is 1.

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Zed: 2 to the 0 divided by 2 to the 2 is 2 to the minus 2, right?

Impulse: s?

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Joe: Nonce!

Cleo: She exposed her armpits!

False: *Terrified giggle-screams*

False: *choking*

Stress: The nonce has nonced herself, nonce her back up!

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X: Then you're dead

Keralis: That would be nice

BDubs: That sounds fun

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Zed: Sksksksksksk and I oop

Impulse: Skskskskskskskksksksks and I aops

Tango: Sksksksksksk and I *Screaming*

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Cub:1 2 3 the endless depths of hell 5

Scar: 1 2 3 5 4

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Joe: We're losing braincells in here.

Cleo: I like to leak braincells

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Keralis: I'm haunted.

BDubs: I died in the playground. I'm haunting you.

Keralis: My life is over.

BDubs: I'm a very bad poltergeist.

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Grian: So we're stabbing Doc?

Iskall: No. We're just going to find him.

Grian: So we're interrogating Doc?

Ren: There will be no stabbing or interrogating.

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Tango: Hi Etho!

Doc: I will dig a hole to hell with my bare hands and throw you and Zed down it.

Tango: Great! Then I can meet Satan, kill him, and take everyone's souls!

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X: Yeah, let me just tie my hair back in case I choke to death!

Evil X: Thanks.

X: What...

Evil X: I counter your passive aggression with direct aggression.

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Scar: Let the cats consume all.

Cub: I don't think that's appropriate for the situation.

Scar: BOW DOWN TO OUR FELINE OVERLORDS.

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Zed: I've got your demonic rendition of 'It's a small world' stuck in my head.

Tango: Sorry. You're welcome.

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X: Dogs? Quarantine? Australia? What are we talking about?

Joe: Johnny Depp.

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Grian: We asked for tea, they gave us coffee.

Doc: Spicy Beef Tea.

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Biffa: Your battery is running low. You might want to plug in your PC.

Joe: What if I don't want to?

Biffa: Then you will witness your life dwindling to nothingness.

———

Iskall: Why is your iPad inverted?

Grian: Dark mode.

Mumbo: Did you just say you invited the-

Iskall: No.

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Python: I'm more exhausted than nitrous oxide.

Wels:

Wels: There's another story...

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Doc: There are four kinds of quote. Dumbass, weirdass, bitchass and ass.

Iskall: Which one am I?

Doc:

Iskall: All of them?

Doc: Pretty much, yeah.

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Zed: Every Wednesday.

X: There's Evil X.

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Cleo (about Carol): She doesn't want to eat zombie intestines she wants to eat zombie brains.

Joe: They're both wrinkly pink organs

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Stress: I have four children

False: Who's the father?

Stress: Me

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Ren: You should be assassinated.

Iskall: I am the hitman

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Keralis: Can you be charged for manslaughter if you eat your siblings?

BDubs: That would be first-degree murder.

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Cub: Wrong answers only

Scar: The Holocaust didn't happen.

Cub: Well I mean that is the wrong response to a high-five...

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Biffa: How can you have a nosebleed if you don't have a nose?

Jevin: That's one of the great mysteries of life.

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Doc: It's the wrong answer

Ren: Which is the right answer

Doc: But it's wrong.

Ren: Yes

Doc: No

Ren: Maybe. 42.

Doc: 69.

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Python: I have thicc thighs.

Wels: Me too, they're good for horse riding.

These are just slowly going more and more feral aren't they? Anyways, more School AU coming in the next couple of days, I'm on a writing kick.

Autocorrect, signing off from the past!