Joe: Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Cleo: ¿Cómo como? Como como como.

Joe: Police police police police police police, police police police police.

Cub: What? I can still hear you from back here.

Joe: Can can can can? Can can can can.

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Biffa: Life is fun do-do-do-do-do-do

Jevin and Biffa: Life is fun do-do-do-do-do-do, Life is fun do-do-do-do-do-do, Life is fun!

Jevin: Not!

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Scar: Borfday

Cub: It's my barfday

Scar: Borfday uwu

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Doc: Have you heard of dihydrogen monoxide?

Ren: Oh no! What is it?

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Iskall: Flat earthers...

Mumbo: Well, discworld!

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Keralis: Fermented with boiled turnips.

BDubs: I hate turnips.

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Cleo: Now do 30 widths.

False: You're kidding.

Cleo: I wish I was.

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X: Do you pour water in a little bowl before you eat it?

Python: I don't eat water.

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Grian: I wish I was in the chokey

Impulse: Why

Grian: it would be fun

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TFC: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray, Something something something something Joe DiMaggio

Biffa: Thanks!

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Cub: What's better, cats or dogs?

Scar: Cats. They're both demons, but they're the better kind of demon.

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Jevin: It's Englanding again.

Python. Yes. England is rainy.

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Tango: My family kidnapped Duolingo.

Zed: That's not right...

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BDubs: No vowels? That's just how you pronounce French.

Doc: Slt! T vx llr cnm c sr?

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Scar: I thought Beijing was in Germany

Doc: What?

Scar: Then I figured out it was Belgium, which is also not in Germany

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Ren: Hmmmmmmmm

Grian: Many evidence of inequality

Ren: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Grian: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Cub: Hey Scar, catch the woah!

*They consume the woah instead*

Joe: What the hell did I just witness.

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Cleo (demon voice): Brains

Python (demon voice): Snek

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Stress: Did you just eat paper?

Jevin: *Shows half-eaten sheet of paper*

Stress: Ew.

Cleo: He's been doing it all this time.

Jevin: It's better than brains!

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Impulse: We're responsible!

Doc: Hahahahah Grian is in this group.

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Mumbo: El año pasado, fui a Venezuela

Iskall: Fui con mi padre y con mi abuela

Mumbo: I can't sing for my life

Iskall: Fuimos en barco

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Zed: Weren't people fired out of cannons?

Tango: That wouldn't be good for their health

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BDubs: The toilet was in the kitchen!

Keralis: Cha cha real smooth.

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Impulse: Ah yes, finally, some relief from 9/11

Grian: Yeah, John Lennon

Ren: He was shot dead.

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Joe: Why? Why? Why?

Cleo: It's fun to stay at the WHYYYYY WHY WHY WHY

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Impulse: Create event. Show in calendar.

Tango: Destroy the world.

Impulse: Yes

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Iskall: The ninth of September

Mumbo: The eleventh, ya spoon

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Ren: I think it's sandstone, because sand.

Grian: S-sand? Sand? sAND?

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Tango: Let's have a democratic vote on who to burn at the stake

Cub (at the same time): Let's burn them at the stake

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Doc: What direction is New Zealand?

Scar: Hell if I know.

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Biffa and X: Prison me now! Ay!

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Jevin: I'm just gonna give you infinity invisible toes.

Python: Asterisk consumes them asterisk.

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Cleo: I've died lots of times. I found it quite comfy

BDubs: But drowning is so annoying!

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TFC: Yes.

Biffa:....DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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Stress: And then there was Cleo, who didn't fail.

False: Well...

Stress: As much.

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X: I am probably the smartest person in the room.

Evil X: Die.

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Tango: I'm convinced the Duolingo owl has consumed at least one soul.

Zed: Mine.

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Grian: Is it bad that I have negative nine times ten to the minus fourteen braincells?

Mumbo: I'm sorry, I only have ten braincells and don't understand.

Iskall: Well, negative braincells are honestly a bad thing.

Mumbo: Same.

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Cub: Tu n'as pas les braincells.

Scar: I don't like bread salt?

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Cub: Capitalism would work if people weren't assholes

Grian: And communism would work if people weren't assholes

Cub: So the problem is...

Grian: PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES *Maniacal laughter*

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Cleo: Amazing sounds boring

Joe: Amazing sounds amazing. Boring sounds boring.

Cleo: And stupendous sounds-

Joe: Stupid... endous.

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Iskall: SIR I WITNESSED THE CRIME

Scar: Evidence!

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Doc: Phlegm, blood, yellow bile and black bile

Python: All my favourite foods

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X: So what's sigma mean for Morse Code

Biffa: SIGMA ISN'T IN MORSE CODE

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Scar: PERSON. Our math teacher has been reduced to PERSON.

Doc: No-one has a a name in this class.

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X: YOU CAN'T CHANGE POSTCODES THAT'S WHERE YOU LIVE!

Python: RUN AWAY FROM HOME!

Grian: Exactly.

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False: *Gives pen back*

False: Sorry, I stole it in German

Stress: Naughty naughty! I shall behead you for this crime.

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Ren: Doc wants the man's hand to explode

Doc: Don't tell them!

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Wels: Communist chips!

Zed: It's Tango's hair

Impulse: Tango's communist chip hair

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X: How would you destroy a magnet?

Tango (demon voice): BURN IT

Doc: Burn it!

Joe: Pyromaniac. Grab the flamethrower.

Cub: Burn it.

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BDubs: I will PAY someone to make me pasta

Keralis: How much?

BDubs: A solid 10 diamonds. I WANT PASTA.

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Mumbo: Some of these are nails, so be careful.

Cub and Scar: *Gremlin chuckling*

Grian: I'm in danger.

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Jevin: A very thick door.

Grian: Thicc door.

Tango: Coffins, maybe?

Iskall: IKEA furniture.

Stress: Crucifixion.

Cleo: Children!

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Biffa: This nail is this nail

False: And it will go into my stomach

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Doc: I have to fight the laws of magnetism.

Scar: I have the stronk.

Doc: We have to fight the laws of magnetism.

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Iskall: Mangenent

Grian: Oof

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Python: My dad once broke an Irish person's back

X: And that's how The Troubles started

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Cub: Evil X was just there, skulking

Scar: Evil X is a crab

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False: People that will die, Scar and X

X: That's sexist

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Cleo: Listen to your queen.

Joe: Stress is not my queen.

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Doc: I forgot what I was gonna ask you

Grian: I wasn't gonna answer anyway

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Stress: *Slams table*

Stress: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A snowman

Tango (demon voice): Do you wanna build a snowman

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Zed: It's a gif!

Impulse: A gif from Jesus

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Cleo: I don't have brain

Zloy: I don't brain have

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Cleo: You will face the wrath of me, and my mother.

False: Tango, we're already plotting your murder, don't make things worse.

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Python: You will be terminated

Iskall: You will be terminated, from Python

Doc: I'll be back

Iskall: I'll be back, from Doc

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Wels: I'm scared. False wants to kill my sister, Cleo wants spirits to consume my soul

Cleo: We're both conspiring to kill Tango

Wels: That's the least of my worries

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X: You have no right to clean my table

Evil X: EQUAL RIGHTS

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Doc: HIB open up!

Grian: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE *Naruto runs away*

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Zloy: What did you do to the bench of the motherland?

Scar: Screw you I'm American

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Scar: Someone please be proud of me, I made all the communists sit on the bench.

Doc: Wait, fellow communists?

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False: The SOE were spies

X: The what?

False: The Special Operations executives. Can you not acronym?

X: No.

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Cub: Is Grian Alive?

Scar: Yes

Cub: Does he have a brain?

Scar: No.

Cub: Exactly.

———

Doc: You ate an entire German town!?

Iskall: Yes.

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Mumbo: What's a constellation?

Grian: A group of stars

Mumbo: A group of bears?

Grian: Yes

———

Zloy: Be goose. Do crimes. Dab.

Pixl: I can't with the words anymore. Lalalalalalalala

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Ren: Qu'est-ce que tu as fait le weekend dernier?

Doc: NEIN!

Ah yes, the monthly update of hermits being absolutely feral. Go ham.

Rune, signing off from the past!