Python: Bees? Bees of the mind?

X: Bees of the MINE!

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Scar: Eleven cherries.

Doc: Buffy then?

Scar: No, that's fifteen. I wanna watch Stranger Things.

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Wels: Goodbye Shelob, see you next time!

Keralis: No!

Wels: Goodbye Shelob, see you next time!

Keralis: No!

Wels: Goodbye Shelob, see you next time!

Keralis: No no no!

Wels: Hope you ate some hobbits!

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Grian: It's art

Ren: Totally

Impulse: It's a straw...

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Cleo: PRAISE THE RAINBOW UNICORN

Joe: Well someone's attitude has changed!

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Doc: I taught small children to T-Pose.

Iskall: As you do.

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Biffa: Intelligence has nothing to do with the zippability of- HUMANS!

Python: I will pay you 10p to never say that word like that again.

Python: Psych, my 10p, do whatever.

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Iskall: Boo.

Python: WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL! EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? I WILL DEFENESTRATE YOU INTO THE DUMPSTER FIRE THAT IS YOUR SOUL, YOU ABSOLUTE HALIBUT!

Iskall: Alright, chill.

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X: sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar

Biffa: like our first cup of tea

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BDubs: Lifesaving?

Keralis, X and BDubs: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Staying alive! Staying alive!

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Zed: I once ate spinach-flavoured ice cream

Impulse: ... And I want to go to NYU!

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False: Could you die the other way for me?

Ren: Okay!

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Cub: That's the wrong right angle.

Scar: Like this then?

Cub: That's the other wrong right angle.

Scar: Like this?

Cub: I'll just do it myself

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Doc: You 360 the head

Iskall: Oh no.

Doc: Like she's possessed!

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Cleo: Turd sandwich

Stress: Yea- wait no, it's frozen orange!

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BDubs: You gave it to a door.

Keralis: Doors are people too!

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X: I hate politics

Python: DO YOU WANT TO START A WAR!?

X: No, 'cause that's what politics does.

Python: Not communism.

Evil X: We need communism.

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Grian: Oh what a feeling! Dancing on the ceiling!

Doc: You have no right to- actually you were levitating, so you can.

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Scar: Check for danger.

Impulse: Hi!

Ren: Stab stab.

Scar: No danger besides you three.

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Stress: Iss me jumpah.

Cleo: Nooo iss meh joompah!

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Mumbo: sksksksksksk I'm VSCO

Iskall: No, you're soft.

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Zed: HA! You're VSCO! You have a scrunchie.

Cleo: I reject this.

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Scar: So how do you feel?

Doc: BLOODY ANGRY. EVERYONES AN ARSE.

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Grian: We have tea

X and Biffa: TEA?

Mumbo: Is it decaf?

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Doc: Can I get it out of your mouth?

Keralis: What?

Doc: BDubs.

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Stress: Then why is she over there?

Joe: OH NO SHE TELEPORTED

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Ren: Oh my god they're the Year 4s. How did the year 4s turn into year 7s?

Iskall: Magic.

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Keralis: Did you go to our primary school?

Generik: Yeah

BDubs: THAT'S where I recognise you from!

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Mumbo: Oh my god that's terrifying

Iskall: THAT'S THEFT OF PROPERTY GIVE IT BACK

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Iskall: Oh no, I have to carry this around!

Ren: It's hilarious in a good way. Like your real face.

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Scar: What do you call a piece of spaghetti that always assumes the worst?

Cub: Murphy?

Scar: A pastamist!

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Beef: Limited fluctuation?

Etho: What was the word?

Doc: Limited fluctuation.

BDubs: Limited fluctuation.

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Evil X: Anyway, before X stepped on my apple, that c-,

X: EVIL X THAT'S A BAD WORD

Evil X: I was peeling the skin off my a-

X: Ass

Evil X: I WAS PEELING THE SKIN OFF MY APPLE WITH MY TEETH

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False: and whats 100x100?

Stress: *pfft* 10

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Cleo: JOE IS ON THE FLOOR! TICKLE TIME!

Stress: I swear to god, every lunchtime.

False: No, every TIME.

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Ren: What's up famalam?

Doc: I don't think I've ever said that.

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Jevin: We're arguing.

Wels: Well don't.

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Scar: How many countries are there?

Cub: Four verses.

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Iskall: Is Florida in Texas?

Mumbo: Texas is its own state!

Grian: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE!

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Zed: What are you doing over the weekend?

Impulse: I dunno, summoning a demon

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Doc: It is Wednesday my dudes

Iskall: No it isn't you stupid idiot

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Scar: I made a mouse. It has weird spiky things on its back, but-

Wels: It's a Pokemon. Presenting the new Pokemon, Butane.

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Ren: It has to be a capital!

Grian: Well I'm from Norfolk!

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Joe: Is it young man or young men?

Cleo: YOUNG MAN! There's no need to feel down!

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Scar: Simon

Doc and Scar: COWELL!

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Ren: Why are you so protective of that table?

Iskall: Because it's MINE.

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Stress: I got McDonalds

Cleo: Let's not end on McDonalds

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Scar: Trees!

Cub: Reality is a lie.

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Impulse: THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

Grian: I hate that?

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Evil X: Stop all the medical care!

X: Good question.

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Doc and Scar: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

Cub: IT'S SEPTEMBER

Scar: Yeah

Cub: It's Halloween Part 1, not Christmas

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Iskall: Can a transcendent being make a circle where π is 3?

Ren: O... o... owo? OwO what the hell?

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Mumbo: Is he your friend?

Ren: No, he's too short.

Grian: He's taller than you!

Ren: Yes.

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Cleo: Why are you holding her hostage?

Stress: Help me

False: I'll hold you both hostage.

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Keralis: Mom, stop, you're embarrassing- dad give my hat back.

TFC: No.

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Joe: That doesn't look like bread.

BDubs: But daaaaaaaad!

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Keralis: Sibling Doc?

Doc: You're calling me Sibling Doc?

Keralis: Yes.

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BDubs: Sibling Doc, no swearing in English!

Doc: Scheiße

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Mumbo: Ew it's Grian

Grian: I am the highlight of your life!

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Biffa: I got 10 litres of coke

Python: Ooh What kind?

Biffa: Powder.

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Joe: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Cleo: What?

Joe: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Cub and Scar: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

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Doc: And if you hurt me...

Keralis: ididnttouchyou...

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Scar: What is that shoutfest?

Doc: The hippies have landed. They have arrived.

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Scar: Speak, human being

Jellie: Meow.

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Biffa: You'll just have to live without your throat.

BDubs: That sounds fun.

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Iskall: Eyyyyyy Macarena!

TFC: My life is over.

At this point I'm waiting for either the hippies to land it for Doc to finish the cursed portal. Whichever comes first.
Rune, signing off from the past!