Etho: You making daisy chains?

Scar: No, we're making.... Love.

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Tango: I am a rectangle

Zed: *eat*

Tango: I am a circle

Zed: *eat*

Wels: What are you doing?

Impulse: Feeding the Zedaph

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Grian: How can you be above a mountain?

Mumbo: Just hover

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Hypno: Lie up? Like the opposite of lying down?

xB: Well I mean you can sit up if you're going higher and sit down if you're going lower and you can stand up if you're going higher and stand down if you're going lower

Hypno: So if you roll up a flight of stairs...

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Joe: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago-

Cleo: Firock

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Tango: Burnt body parts of rabbits flying from the sky

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Xisuma: You put food in your washing machine?!

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Ren: Doc's buying 40 thousand children!

Cub: £1.60 for a child and he has £16 to spend so he can buy 10 children

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Gem: Ok so how much soup has pearl snorted

Impulse: YES

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Cub: You have until I've finished drawing a wren being ripped apart.

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EX: There. It's been ripped apart. You happy?

Hels: No.

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Grian: I said a lot about Scar. Only good things. And bad.

Mumbo: And ugly.

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Wels: His parents went on holiday without him because they find him boring

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Cleo: Ah yes perfectly heterosexual activities: boys tackling other boys

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Iskall: *banging table* sacrifice! Sacrifice!

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Stress: I think methene needs more self-love

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Jevin: I'm clear and colourless and soulless

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False: So it's thick and solid?

Ren: You know what else is viscous?

Cleo: Put your head in a bin

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Xisuma: Put beeswax on your eyelids when you go for a run. Improves the experience.

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Joe: Aren't the violins violent

Cleo: I'm violent

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Impulse: What is petrol used for?

Zed: Cars!

Impulse: for what?

Tango: setting fire to them!

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Wels: what is kerosene used for?

Iskall: Drugs!

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Xisuma: oooOOOOooh be nice to me or your bones will be weak

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Cub: OH GOD HE'S TENNESSEE

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Scar: if you vaporise the baby

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xB: He was in my class last year

Hypno: Suetonius?

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Wels: Keralis was doing seagull actions

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Tango: So there was this obscure character called Caesar who nobody had ever heard of

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Beef: I love buying indonesia every now and then

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Zed: A fight to the death between Impulse and a cow

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Keralis: *cheerfully* some people have kidney failure

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Zed: *to the tune of Holding Out for a Hero* I need a kidney!

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Stress: Yes. Presumably kids have kid-knees *dies*

Beef: Are you ok? You look like you're having a heart attack.

Stress: *high pitched* nope

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BDubs: I'm not a person-

Etho: You're not a person?

Doc: You're not a person?

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Doc: I don't have an unhealthy dependency on physics equations!

Ren: You do.

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Wels: I don't do songs

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Keralis: We need to make it a small dude

Joe: I'm just a small dude nobody loves me he's just a small dude from a small family

Joe and Cub: spare him his life from this monstrosity

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Zed and Tango: so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

Impuls: What's 12 - 3?

Zed and Tango: so you think you can love me and leave me to die

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Keralis: Triplicon? What's a triplicon?

xB: Nothing.

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Etho: Are you listing every language word???

Beef: yes

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Grian: It rained for a million years

Scar: That's sad. That's like Britain but worse.

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Etho: Noooooooooooooo i'm not becoming a bean i'm not becoming a bean i'm not becoming a bean

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Cleo: you will evolve to a higher state of being

Joe: beaning

Cleo: A higher state of beang

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Mumbo: Can any water be put in a pot?

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Mumbo: You should always be expecting existential questions

Iskall: About pots?

Mumbo: about anything

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Mumbo: How would you feel if you were a polo?

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Pearl: I can't eat sweets when I'm sad I'm too busy stress-eating soup

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Keralis: Yeah you're drinking fiss

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Tango: A sky-coloured sky

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Scar: Remember, if things are going wrong, you can't spell successful without succ

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Scar: What are cells made of?

Tango: Combustion!

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TFC: My back is a stiff oyster

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Zed: it would be cool if there was thing you could put on your arm that would just diffuse the food in

Impulse: that's called an intravenous

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Xisuma: you pain me

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BDubs: Jump out the window headfirst

Etho: Feetfirst

BDubs: Into the road. When a car is coming

Etho: I think you're just projecting

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Tango: and hlil my hail on the whale on the jail

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Doc: You look like you're thinking. It looks painful.

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Scar: If any dog is small enough to fit in a blender it should be in a blender

BDubs:

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Impulse: you have a rocket, you will cheat at ethics

Zed: I don't do ethics

Tango: Are you sure about that?

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Grian: We probably shouldn't tell Scar about the lobsters

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Ren: what's going on he-

Iskall: COCAINE!

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Evil X: Every time someone says slay, a hermit dies.

EX, Badtimes, Hels and True: slay slay slay slay slay slay slay slay slay-

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Hels: So, like, slay-

EX: YOU'VE JUST KILLED MY BROTHER. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE CLONES ARE THESE DAYS.

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Gem: False is a pudding.

Stress: No, but she is very sweet.

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Hypno: Too many bees. Too many bees.

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Wels: I sharpened my pen

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Xisuma: I've completely given up

Keralis: High five!

*awkward silence*

Keralis: Don't leave me hanging!

Xisuma: *punches Keralis' hand*

Keralis: *despair*

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Cub: Was it way way back, many centuries ago?

Cub and Scar: Not long after the bible began?

Joe: Well, I think-

Cub: Did jacob live in the land of canaan?

Scar: A fine example of a family man?

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xB: He's a dealer

Hypno: 14th Century catholic drug dealer

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Etho: A windy day is good for wind!

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Ren: I'm quite practiced at shooting scottish people with bows and arrows!

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Tango: Yeah you have an actual study habit. I have... a gay bird.

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Scott: Imagine being scottish. Can so relate!

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Cleo: Ah yes let me just expel my guts real quick

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xB: Just because the fish is funny doesn't make it less of a fish

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Grian: If you eat one more shoe, you're dead

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Cleo: The L in LGBT stands for bacon

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Joe: L is for the way you look at me

Joe: O is for the way you look at me

Joe: V is for the way you look at me

Joe: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegg

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BDubs: It's nice hair!

Impulse: Stop fondling my hair!

BDubs: I'll fondle you if I want!

Impulse:

BDubs:

BDubs: I think after I speak

Etho: You think?

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Wels: Ah but if i don't get an 8 or higher, I will be burned at the stake

Xisuma: by who?

Wels: Yes

xB and Hypno: Me

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Tango: What does it taste like?

Zed: Flavour

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Cleo: And the caesura represents his death!

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Doc: A bird gets put through the bird-shredder.

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Scar: the warm bath is the Fratydarium. the cold bath is the Bepidarium.

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Grian: Why would a cat go to the baths with its friends!?

Scar: It would in the aristocats!

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Joe: Murder on the Orient Express, Caesar's death, *shrugs*

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Xisuma: *slams table* What if you saw a pregnant owl!?

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BDubs: You're barely lukewarm

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Cleo: Gay is over

Scott: *starts loudly playing Little Miss Perfect*

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Pearl: Do women get baths?

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Impulse: Ah yes let's go for a nice swim in the dirt.

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Wels: Caecillius est pater, Metella est mater!

xB: Caecillius est in horto!

Hypno: Canis est in via!

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Impulse: Generic?

Tango: Generic like you.

Impulse: Says the person wearing a choker

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Jevin: I summon all italians to help me eat the pope

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Grian: And I don't mean take it to the house of lords!

Grian: *crab hands* what is peer review? WHAT IS PEER REVIEW?

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Xisuma: What is this spinning neutron star called?

Scar: LIGHTSABERS!

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Tango: This might be our last minigame of season 7!

Zed: Hey Impulse this might be our last minigame of season 7!

Impulse: Hey Tango this might be our last minigame of season 7!

Tango: Grian! Grian! This is our last minigame of season 7!

Grian: Hey Zed this is our last minigame of season 7!

Mumbo: Wait guys i think this is our last minigame of season 7!

Impulse: Really? Is this our last minigame of season 7?

BDubs: I think this might be our last minigame of season 7!

Zed: Wow, really?

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Wels: X, are you raising money?

Xisuma: Yeah?

Wels: Can you raise enough money to put Hels in jail?

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Cleo: Cannibalism is generally not considered vegan, but the exception is when it's consensual!

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Jevin: The only thing i learned in geograbiology was to eat people in space.

Hey, so uh remember when I said the first one was barely scratching the surface?

Well guess what. We've reached the bottom of the barrel.

It's over. I'm going to a different school, and even if I do start collecting incorrect quotes from there, it'll be in another series.

With that, I'd like to thank you all for being on this wonderful journey with me. Thank you Wick, if you're out there, for filling my quote quotas early on. Thank you Lucy, for being the inspiration for all this mess. Thank you AC, for being just... so amazing. I love you.

And thank you all, the rest of you beautiful readers and commenters.

I've been Entropy, and I'll see you all at some point in the future.

I'm gonna go cry tears of joy and delight and nostalgia and AUGH now brb