Mumbo: *gasp* I have a banana

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Joe: Chunky paragraphs

Cleo: Chunky paragraphs

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Etho: How many bones have you lost?

Iskall: 50?

Etho: You don't drink enough alkaline water.

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Gem: IT'S JUST MILK.

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False: It is just that I am simply a gamer.

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Mumbo: I just don't know what else to do.

Scar: Cry?

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BDubs: So you lost all three of your first children in ten seconds?

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Cleo: Mass murder. Here you go.

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Grian: I'M NOT FROM BRITAIN

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Pearl: I'm not making earrings out of a dead pigeon, Miss!

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Zed: What about diseases on other planets?

Tango: Well. *slams table* those only exist on other planets

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Etho: *whispering* your mum

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Beef: Is this...

Etho: The real life?

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Zed: Why isn't it a 4D shape?

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Ren: This looks so bad. There's a tube, and then white powder.

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Doc: Let me take a photo of the drugs.

Ren: Hurry up and load!

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Renbob: Want some science drugs?

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Impulse: 45/Drum. That's Stress' density

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Grian: Hello Cub I am your good friend Scar

Scar: I am Grian

Grian: Hello Grian

Scar: Hello Scar

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Etho: Oui. I speak Swedish.

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Jevin: Look what he did. They gooped my arm.

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Mumbo: I will keep doing latin if you give us the whale rattle.

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Python: Hit them over the head!

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Hypno: Oh, this is Romeo and Juliet all over again

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Impulse: I'm happy to sacrifice.

Scar: I'm also happy to sacrifice.

Grian: Great! Let's sacrifice Impulse and Scar.

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Grian: All these pompous gods.

Pearl: Hahaha Watchers

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Scar: Cub, you could be a classical physicist!

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Ren: Doc is afraid of cabbage

Doc: Instead of sauerkraut, FREEDOM CABBAGE

Mumbo: Pizza?

Impulse: Freedom pie.

Doc: FREEDOM BREAD WITH TOPPINGS

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Zed: It's noodle time!

False: What time is noodle time?

Zed: 8:30!

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BDubs: Were you part of this?

Tango: ...

Tango: No?

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Cleo: I will remove all of your internal organs, by the way.

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Cleo: You have to joust *starts punching Joe*

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Jevin: *Points at the bench* Haemorrhoids!

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Pearl: Vampire moment.

Wels: *high-five*

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Xisuma: I've only seen The Greatest Showman once.

Evil X: If you don't know all the lyrics, you're a failure.

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Mumbo: God's like this one's on you buddy

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Tango: The man being shot by the frying squad.

Impulse: The frying squad-

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Xisuma: Not God himself. I don't know him.

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Joe and Cleo: Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts. Our ideas are our ghosts.

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Mumbo: Miss, who am I allowed to kill?

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*The intro to Never Gonna Give You Up playing on loop*

Tango: This is uncomfortable.

Keralis: TEN MINUTES

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Grian: How did I get a B in Watcher Studies? I'm literally a Watcher.

Grian: I have a GREAT attitude to leaning.

Pearl: He says, looking at his report card in Biology class.

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Stress: That chunky yellow section is called appendicitis

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Stress: No I don't want to be joyful chicken!!

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Joe: Just eat the electrons!

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Grian: We will survive.

Mumbo: Will we though?

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Ren: I reckon I can do an actor!

Ren: Be an actor!

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Keralis: Except for me, because, uh...

BDubs: Because you're special

Tango and Keralis: Yeah

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Tango: Can I ask you a favour?

Impulse: Sure.

Tango: I need three spoons at lunch, no questions asked.

Impulse: Why?

Zed: HE SAID NO QUESTIONS ASKED

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Tango: The spoons are secured!

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Keralis: What happened to your spoon?

BDubs: I tried to stab someone.

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Jevin: The magic dirt of immortality!

Wels: No!

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Cleo: I HAVE A KNIFE!

Joe: I have... a foot!

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Tango: Where's my spoon?

Keralis: The Void.

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BDubs: I will be holding the spoon hostage until that point. It is unharmed... for now.

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Grian: YOU JUST DROPPED OUR BABY

Pearl: She was dead already

Grian: YOU DROPPED A BABY

Pearl: What if we dropped her off a cliff?

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(Recorded as a video)

Grian: I'm the greatest. I'm the best.

Doc: TELL ME WHY

Ren (dressed as the grim reaper): AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

Grian: *nods*

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Jevin: You'd have to phase through the door.

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Xisuma: I am in extreme pain

Evil X: That's quite common.

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Scar: Check out this cool rock!

Grian: *Epic kazoo solo*

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Xisuma (on Biffa's goodbye card): Happy birthday bestie, see you in year 11!

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TFC: *eating a cupcake* What are these and where did we get them?

Jevin: Wels. I'm not telling you which question I'm answering there.

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Impulse and Tango: *aggressive clapping*

Impulse: Why are we still doing this.

Tango: My arms hurt.

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TFC: But then I switched to solitaire like a normal person.

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Joe: If you die, is it your problem?

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Gem and Stress: *singing... the Mii Theme? Probably?*

Cleo: You're both more hyper than me!

Stress: We're not hyper, we're just not okay. There's a difference.

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False: Ren be like: Murderous intent intensifies.

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Mumbo: I'm waffling!

Grian: You look more like french toast to be honest.

Mumbo: Well you look like a wet bagel, but I wasn't gonna say that.

Ayyyy. I'm officially in my last 365 days of secondary school.

If you're wondering what that large chunk of big-eye-gang quotes was... well. This isn't the only school AU thing in the works right now. Not by a long shot.

I've been Entropy, peace out from the present!