Iskall: I put honey

Ren: Weakling

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Zed: Merry Christmas!

Tango: And a happy new year!

Impulse: It's March...

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Scar: Aren't pathogens the ones that speed up reactions?

Grian: You're confusing pathogens and catalysts.

Scar: Oh.

Grain: hOW ARE YOU CONFUSING PATHOGENS AND CATALYSTS

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Keralis: Enslaving the bees

X: Ensloving the bees.

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Stress: You don't snap people in half!

Cleo: *nervous chuckling*

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Etho: Aimes-tu du fromage?

Doc: No, I'm not cheese.

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Cub: Stasis is a science fiction concept

Scar: Well.. no. False. Incorrect.

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Zed, Impulse and Tango: Tsamina mina eh eh, Waka waka eh eh

X: I have crippling depression!

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BDubs: ack! *shields head*

Doc: No! You can trust me!

BDubs: *runs away*

*two minutes later*

Doc: Bonk *bonks BDubs*

BDubs: i tRUSTED YOU

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Python: Tell me why!

Doc: No

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Etho: Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle

Beef: Hair conditioner

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Stress : Polar bears

Mumbo: We need more sustainable polar bears

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Doc: Sizzle sizzle Mrs. Frizzle

Beef: I'm scared for my life

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Joe: I'm not inspirational

Cleo: Conan Gray comes from Texas, Sheldon Cooper comes from Texas, what reason is there to not go there?

Joe: *Chugs cinnamon sugar* racism

Cleo: Homophobia

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Keralis: What are cartesian coordinates?

X: If you were a horse, I'd suggest not putting descartes before the horse

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Etho: Normal. i. COMPLEX

Doc: That's too much even for a Year 1

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Scar: Yeah, dragons are... yes

Cub: Dragons are yes

Scar: *literally dies of asphyxiation*

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Stress: 10 octopi go to a party, 75% of their legs are green

Mumbo: I like legs

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Mumbo: It's covered in blood

Iskall: Feed upon it

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Doc: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, BDUBS

BDubs: I got it right!

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Cub: Qu'est-ce que c'est la mote d'anee?

Scar: Non.

Cub: La mote d'anee est BADASS

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Zed: The bank

Impulse: The pank

Tango: The pank

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Iskall: That's for long-term loans and bonds

Mumbo: The name's Bond

Grian: Don't. Even. Think about it.

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Evil X: Human meat is tasty

Cleo: Human meat is addictive

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BDubs: Haha docdie

Doc: Haha bubblesdie

False: Haha war

Cleo: Haha gerbilsgay

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Evil X: I can show you what castration looks like

Keralis: Please don't

X (sobbing): We shouldn't have started talking about greek mythology

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Grian: So you could set your farts on fire?

Iskall: My uncle tried that

Mumbo: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Grian: His uncle is Swedish, go with the flow

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Ren: I messed up on one scale. I played a D sharp instead of a D flat

Doc: How the hell do you even play the cello

Ren: It's actually hard

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Zed: VAT is charged in FINLAND

Impulse: Wow really.

Tango (not paying attention): In Finnland?

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Joe: They couldn't find a picture of a beanbag, so they put a picture of a bean on a picture of a bag.

Cleo: That's a crime against humanity

Joe: I am a bag of beans

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Keralis: What if stuff exploded, then imploded?

BDubs: That's called a supernova, Keralis

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Stress: I'd like to get a snake and put it in front of my horse

Iskall: STRESS YOU'RE SADISTIC

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Cub: Put "insert turtle"

Jevin: Can I "insert cheetah"?

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X: It looks like you're committing a crime

Evil X: It wouldn't be the first time

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Zed: Happy Friday the 13th

Tango: Someone's gonna die today

Zed: Wow really

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False: Ren, what question are you on?

False: Ren?

Ren: Yes

False: You're on question yes?

Ren: Yes

False: I don't think I've gotten to that one yet.

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Grian: I assume you can divide by two

Iskall: *Shakes head*

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Mumbo: You do the right one first, and the left one at the same time

Tango: You do the hokey pokey

Doc: NO!

X: And you turn yourself about

Etho: Badabadabadabadabadabada

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Cleo: I want to commit toaster bath

Joe: Are you okay?

Cleo: Heehee... heehee... eeheeheehee...

Joe: Keep all toasters away from this woman

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Etho: Lugbutque plus

🅱️eef: L u g b u t q u e

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Mumbo: Pick a number between one and six

Iskall: Seven

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BDubs: Listen to this

*scraping noise*

Doc: Screw you

Yeah these are from early March, what about it? Procrastination is hell.

I've been Entropy, peace out from the present!