Wels: Servus territus

Tango: In villa..... hurryabam

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Joe: Nobody expects the glue inquisition!

Cleo: Nobody knows what inquisition means!

Joe: Neither do I!

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Scar: *Yeets pen accidentally* Whyyy!

Cub: M C A

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Stress: May I please have the glue stick?

Ren: Sure! *Hands her the lid*

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Ren: My mum likes my new kettle!

Doc: That is full of innuendo 

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False: I have my own toaster in my room!

X: I mean I have a panini maker, but I keep it in the kitchen!

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Grian: It’s too cloudy... there are no clouds

Mumbo: Wait a second

Grian: Wait a second

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Impulse: It’s like posh and ye olde

Zed: Like Tango.

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Cub: I have a choice whether or not to stab Grian

Scar: Do it! Disprove God!

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Python: Did someone just say “what’s a cucumber?”

Jevin: Yeah, I heard that too.

Biffa: No, I said “What’s a cube number?” You’re both deaf.

Jevin: You know what a cube number is!

Biffa: I do

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Doc: You’re....

Scar and Doc: 60 off

Scar: Jinx

Doc: Padlocked cash machine

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Mumbo: How do you make milk?

Iskall: Cow liquid goat liquid

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Doc: YOU CAN GO FALL OFF A CLIFF

Ren: Grian's gonna fall off a cliff?

Grian: They want me to

Stress: Why do they want you to fall off a cliff?

Grian: Because I know something you don’t know

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False: Why does it smell of chocolate?

Cleo: I love how you just smell your water and is like it smells like chocolate.

False: * drinks * 

Cleo: Is it chocolate milk?

False: No.

Cleo: It hasn’t evolved yet.

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Biffa: ‘That that’ is grammatically correct.

Jevin: The thing is that that cat has a hat with feathers on it.

Wels: What it is, is that that cat has a hat with feathers on it.

Python: What it is, is that that cat has a hat with feathers on it.

Wels: What it is, is that that cat had had a ca- a hat with feathers on it.

Biffa: What it is, is that that cat had had a sausage.

Jevin: A sausage?

Biffa: Cat hat is too hard.

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Doc: I want to be a camel.

Scar: But they’re killing the camels in Australia.

Doc: I don’t want to be an Australian camel.

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Cub: Deep inhale 🅱️oi

Joe: *deep inhale* 🅱️ boi

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False: What is your gf’s name?

Cleo: That is so cringey.

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Stress: Bi group chats

Cleo: Pretty much

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Mumbo: You know the mood where you’re trying to take a nap and then Grian Xelqua taps your leg?

Impulse: No?

Mumbo: It’s a very specific mood.

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Stress: Blood isn’t ginger!

Iskall: Well blood isn’t brown!

Stress: That’s what you think.

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Evil X: Can I be in the Quote Note?

X: Well, considering that the conversation you just had has been added to my list of permanent mental scars...

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Grian: Are you funky fresh back there?

Doc: Did you just swear?

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Doc: Can you conjugate essen?

Ren: Ich trinke...

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X: Hi we’re looking for Edna Mode.

TFC: Oh, the supply? Haven’t seen her.

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Keralis: X and I haven’t had breakfast.

BDubs: ONE OF YOU EAT MY FREAKING ORANGE

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Grian: What if there are two equal slices?

Mumbo: Those are semicircles

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Tango: So he took us off a conversational tangent to talk about circle tangents.

Zed: What’s a conversational tangent?

Impulse: When you’re supposed to be talking about rain, and end up talking about bacon.

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BDubs: What does all this have to do with the text?

Keralis: Looks like you’re getting a detention too, Bubbles!

X: That’s the problem with democracy 

Evil X: A DICTATOR

X: *stands up* BOW DOWN BEFORE ME

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Grian: Haha

Doc: Miss, they’re all bullying me

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False: Nobody cares about your opinion.

Cleo: Nobody cares about your opinion 

Joe: Nobody cares about anybody’s opinion 

Stress: What’s democracy, then?

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Biffa: My brother thinks you’re really cool.

Tango: I think he’s cool, too.

X: My brother thinks you’re annoying.

Tango: The feeling is mutual.

———

Mumbo: Why am I carrying your bag?

Iskall: Because you’re a very good friend 

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Doc: You know when your arm gets blown up or ripped off by a tiger?

Python and Iskall: wHAT!?

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Cleo (American accent): DON’T TOUCH THE HOT METAL, YOU DUMBASS!

Joe (Posh British accent): But mother, I desire to touch the hot metal!

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Ren: AAAAAAHHHHHH MY HAIR IS STUCK MY HAIR IS STUCK IT’S BURNING!

Doc: YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TRIED TO CURL IT THEN

Iskall: YOU ABSOLUTE MUPPET

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Cub: Scar's a day older than me

Scar: SO YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME AS YOUR ELDER

Cub: Ok boomer.

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Doc: You’re almost a Year 7

Grian: How dare yes.

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Tango: you’re not being harsh enough Impulse you need to beat your students 

Zed: definitely just supporting our students not bullying them 

———

Cub: also I’m not paying you this month 

Joe: then I quit 

Cub: no wait I’ll give you an exclusive episode of peppa pig a month

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Iskall: Who calls their child Fort-De-France?

Ren: It’s a city.

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BDubs: My dad worked there though.

Keralis: The leg building?

BDubs: The ARM building.

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Ren: How far are you

Doc: 422 out of 720

Ren: Awwww, you missed it!

Doc: Sad dab

———

Jevin: Screw you gravityyyyyyyy

Python: WHAT!?

Jevin: Gravity knocked over my highlighter 

———

Stress: What did you want to do when you were younger?

Iskall: Argent. And an avocado.

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Cub: *attacks Scar with purple highlighter* YOU’RE VEXNOS NOW

Scar: It rubs off.

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Cleo: What’s the offence?

Stress: Cheese.

False: He killed you with cheese!

Cleo: that is disgraceful the punishment is gay 

*False, Cleo and Stress hit Joe with pride flags*

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Doc: Sorry, only one of my ears is functioning right now

Python: That’s not my fault.

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Tango: Where are the other portals to the mirror dimension?

Impulse: Every window ever

Zed: Me

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Stress: idk I just love freckles, not on me, but on other people, like all my sims have freckles, idk they’re just so cute

Iskall: ok so Stress has a freckle fetish

Stress: honestly freckles are my trademark- huh wait what

Both: *breaks down*

———

BDubs: I’ll stay with you.

Keralis: Yay! Friend!

Doc: Wait BDubs has friends?

Keralis: HE DOES NOW

———

Jevin: Teethrape- I mean teethache!

Python: Someone make a teethrape audio file

Wels: *Loses it*

Biffa: *Grinding noises*

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Grian: OMAM

X: OMAM

Cub: OMAM

Doc: OMAM

Tango: OMAM

———

Impulse: *Points at Duolingo notification*

Impulse: Well that’s not creepy.

Zed: Hi! I miss-

Zed: Let me just go stick my head in an oven.

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Iskall: Non-British food check

Scar: Passed.

Iskall: British food has no flavour.

Scar: If you’re traveling the world and you find something that has no flavour, it’s definitely British!

———

BDubs: Lasagna.

Keralis: Lasaga.

BDubs: Lasaga is spaghetti-flavoured cake

Keralis: :O

———

Doc: Parallel circles

Scar: Parallel arcs.

Doc: *Moves hand in arc* line

Scar: I can’t believe you called an arc a circle!

———

Cub: Somebody toucha my lasag

Ren: Somebody toucha my spaghet-cake

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Iskall: A lot of the teachers are war criminals.

Mumbo: Agreed

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Python: I’ll chop your ear off and eat it.

Jevin: I like your style!

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Zed: Who is your celebrity crush?

Impulse: That guy from horrible histories.

Zed: What about you, Tango?

Tango: urm 

Zed: Baldi!

Tango: What about you, Zed? 

Zed: I don’t have one.

Tango: Yes you do.

Zed: No no no.

Tango: Baldi!

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Stress: Roulade!

False: Roulade!

Stress: That’s not roulade!

False: That’s not Roulade... that’s just raw meat.

———

Ren: I don’t think germans have heard of being vegetarian.

Doc: Who's Jamie?

Ren: Germans.

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X: Joe your voice is going. You’re turning into a big boy.

Joe: Quote note it.

Cleo: Why am I sat here?

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Wels: Very good being on time today. Your mum would be proud.

Biffa: She didn’t care. She was just like ‘why are you still here?’

Jevin: I mean, why are we all here?

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Iskall: SHE MADE ME LITTER

Grian: I thought you said ‘she made me lick her’-

———

Cleo: She was a girl, and she was a girl

Joe: Can I make it any more obvious?

———

Cub: Because...

Scar: I agree with Cub.

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Cleo: It’s straighter than me

Evil X: It’s straighter than me

Cleo: It’s straighter than X

———

Biffa: Arsed.

Python: You sound like a seal.

Biffa: *clapping* ARSED ARSED ARSED

———

Jevin: TENGO MUCHAS PREGUNTAS?

Wels: I don’t want to be seduced.

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X: Oh no, I don’t know where Tango is.

Tango: The joke was over before you got to it.

Keralis: The joke was over before you were born, you were the joke.

Tango: I am laughing. Hysterically.

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BDubs: It’s a special water bottle.

Keralis: It’s a h y d r o f l a s k

———

Cub: Can I sit in the spinning chair?

Scar: Yes you absolutely can!

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X: Pick a number between 1 and 22.

Cleo: JOE.

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Grian: I used to think that dinosaurs were the Watchers' test subjects 

Mumbo: Grian is the Watchers' test subject. How much silliness can we cram into a child before he explodes?

Iskall: That explains the illegal shortness.

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Iskall: *Looks at the sky* It looks like a tiger.

Ren: It’s the skyyyyyyyyyyyyy of the tiger

Iskall: Dun. Dun dun dun.

Ren and Iskall: Dun dun dun. Dun dun dunnnnnn.

———

Evil X: You’re stupid.

X: What does that mean?

———

BDubs and Keralis: *sing Bohemian Rhapsody*

X: I don’t think this is enjoyable for both parties involved.

———

Zed: I don’t think Impulse got it.

Impulse: I got it, but laughing would be a waste of air

———

Iskall: I have Italian pride!

Scar: I have a knife!

———

Doc: That is THEFT, on a MASSIVE level, I will not stand for this apostrophe.

Ren: Atrocity.

———

Iskall: Oh my god I’m a hitman again.

Stress: What?

Iskall: I’m a hitman!

———

Zed: I’ll pay you...

Tango: Your soul?

Zed: Yeah.

———

Jevin: I eat rectangles.

Python: Ohh so you eat even more money.

———

Cub: Are we allowed to trade people?

Grian : No, that is a form of slavery.

———

Ren: I smell like butter.

Doc: And?? I smell like beef!

———

Joe: Wrong answers only. What's your name?

Cleo: VAGINA

Joe: Wrong answers only. Are you bi, or european?

Cleo (at the top of her lungs): VAGINA

Wow. Two school AU chapters in the same day. How fun.

Sorry if I seem lackluster, it's just that you'd think you'd hear more reports of there were a massive dragon on the loose.

I'm kinda concerned.

I've been Entropy, peace out from the present!