Iskall: SAS ASA SSS

Ren: The fourth would be R ASS

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Mumbo: 1123 *Gaaaaasp*

Iskall: *Laughs at the gasp*

Mumbo: No. 1 1 2 3. 5. 8.

Iskall: *GAAAAAASP*

Grian: Shut up.

Mumbo: 13.

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Keralis: Yish.

X: Yish.

BDubs: Ish.

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False: My name is Matilda.

Stress: No it isn't!

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Cub: Noot noot.

Scar: Noot! Nootnootnoot nootnoot noot noot! Nootnootnoot noot NOOT noot NOOT WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

Cub: Hey.

Joe: Hey.

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Weld: Did you just say exahm?

Biffa: I said exam!

Wels: You said exahm.

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Ren: Well we all know who Minerva's favourite is!

Doc: Who's Minerva?

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Iskall: Me

Mumbo: Le pain

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Cleo: Grian offended me!

Tango: why

Cleo: cause he didn't say meow!

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Ren: what skins do you have 

Iskall: I have terrible skins 

Keralis: I have this skin ( *lifts skin on hands*)

Doc: you have yucky skin 

Keralis: you have spotty skin 

Grian: I have chicken skin 

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Jevin: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 

Python: Murder

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False: When's the next Friday the 13th?

*Internet noises*

False: It's in 13 weeks.

False: *Starts singing the X-files theme*

*Awkward silence*

Stress: *Starts singing the Addams Family*

False: *Joins in*

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Mumbo: y degrees 

Grian: I'm sorry what?

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Cub: I was trying to play the Addams Family!

Scar: Yes but tiny jingle bells are like pop rocks in my brain

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Joe: It's all too blurry.

Cleo: I can read it because I have eyes.

Joe: STOP flexing on me

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Doc: Time to do some tactical revision *starts writing on hand*

Ren: Ah yes, very tactical.

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Iskall: I'll just keep my mouth shut.

Mumbo: Who are you and what have you done with Iskall?

Iskall: He's in my basement.

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Scar: We can learn how greek and roman mythology has influenced pop culture.

Cub: By watching Percy Jackson?

Scar: NO. By watching Harry Potter.

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Doc: My dressing gown sparks when I put it on.

Scar: Are you okay!?

Ren: Sometimes the comments you make worry me.

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Biffa: Tell me why!

Wels, Python and X: Ain't nothing but a mistake!

Jevin: Coming here with all of you was a mistake.

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Grian: Everyone knows your dad.

Evil X: Boogie woogie woogie

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Stress: Thicc-ass 🅱️

Cleo: Me

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Ren: take me to False's house, I'll kill her mother and eat her cats cause they look so delicious 

False: I want to see you win but I don't think that will happen 

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Grian: NIGHT DING-DING

Mumbo: I don't have the spoons for this.

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False: I want a set of shiny stabby sporks. I will overthrow the patriarchy.

X: But why a spork?

False: Because it's dull and sharp AT THE SAME TIME

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Scar: Patella! Patella! It rhymes with nutella!

Cub: Boom?

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Iskall: Do you have spoons?

Mumbo: Try me.

Iskall: *Rings bell* goodnight a-ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding

Mumbo: Get out.

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Python: I want to eat more cheese.

Jevin: *nods*

Python: I've set realistic goals for the decade.

Jevin: Very.

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Joe: *Sings the lion sleeps tonight*

Stress: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, my skirt is falling down

False: This is why I wear trousers.

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Cub: Synthesia. Haemorrhage.

Scar: Antidisestablishmentarianism 

Joe: Elucidate your lexical prowess. Sesquioxidizing.

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Stress: I hate two-way tables with a passion 

Iskall: Big mood.

Stress: Almost as much as I hate mascara

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Grian: Easy... harder... what's in the middle?

Cub: A brick wall. I'm gonna throw you at it.

Mumbo: That's child abuse.

Iskall: Childline.

Grian: It looks like a hot dog with mustard on it.

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Biffa: 3 heads with a probability of 1 in 4.

Wels: Why are you taking peoples heads?

Jevin: I ate and I ate and I was sick on the floor.

Python: My head is highly toxic.

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Scar: And there's free food!

Cub: That's just bribery.

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Keralis: Doot doot. Noot noot.

BDubs: Agreed.

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Ren: What's thermal mass?

Doc: Have you never heard of- !? Do you not regularly discuss thermodynamics in your household?

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X: What would happen if we put Joe in a box?

Biffa: His hamster is already dead, let's put it in a box and see if it comes back to life.

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Cub: Okay. I need to sleep.

Scar: BIG

Cub: Hi?

Scar: Big mood.

Cub: Butter?

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Grian: Does the haircut make your hair an oven?

Mumbo: I dunno, I haven't tried it. Let's put some toast- no, not toast. Toast is already ovened

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X: You can sit there, but you're on probation.

Evil X: I've got an electrical tag, and I'm going to be here for a long, long time.

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Cub: Cives clamoribus territi dormire non poterant

Doc: Snazzy cabazzy

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Cleo: Yaaaay

Scar: And then the boat crashes.

Cleo: Oh.

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Ren: We are going to be studying Ovid

Doc: If it is Ovid then its probably about some horny sorceress

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BDubs: X.

X: Yes?

BDubs: Kewawis.

X: Love that.

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Ren: When I eat, I don't sleep.

Iskall: rEALLY!?

Ren: It isn't true.

Iskall: Because you're a wEREWOLF

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Ren: Swans can kill your neck with one foul swoop

Doc:... one FOWL swoop?

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Grian: Haha goose.

Mumbo: I'm rooting for the goose

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Tango: Swan tends to Sparrow's wounds

Tango: Dog sets Swan on fire with a molotov

Zed: What!?

Impulse: Okay, I'm calling the RSPCA

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Zed: Why are we burning people at the stake?

Impulse: Because...

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Joe: This is why the Americans call it eggplant.

Cleo: It's owbergenie now

False: Welcome to Italy.

Cleo: Welcome to Italy. Does the owbergenie have cheese on it?

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Doc: 50 plates of untouched food

Ren: 50 plates of untouched SPINACH

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Tango: I will now tap into the deeper levels of your psyche

Grian: Okay.

Tango: *DEMONIC SCREECH*

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X: We wouldn't call Boris Johnson our father.

Python: ssssssssssssssss

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Tango and Impulse: fist bump fist bump

Zed: No fighting!

Tango and Impulse: FIST BUMP FIST BUMP

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Cub: No, my name takes a definitive article.

Scar: The Cub

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Jevin: Python, your hand is opaque.

*Long, tired pause.*

Python: No it isn't.

Jevin: I can't see through it.

Python: oH!

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Tango: ZED! He ran! 

Impulse : He be rolling down the street 

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Cub: I didn't sleep last night.

Grian: Big mood.

Ren: Big nude?

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Scar: The car?

Doc: We had a very good night, thanks for asking.

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BDubs: I'd choose Mindcrack, because I have a friend there

Doc: Yeah, I have friends in Mindcrack too

Keralis: I have no friends

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Ren: CMD

False: Charlotte Mandatory Demenstrualisation

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Joe: did you girls decide to go home then or did you stay here

Cleo: we stayed here overnight 

False: yeah our butts are super-glued to the floor 

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Zed: Three

Impulse: Three?

Zed: Three

Impulse: Three!

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Jevin: You can get it for free at Claire's

Jevin and Wels: Yaay!

Biffa: Yay!

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Cub: Why do you have burger king?

Scar: I went to the hospital!

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Scar: My cat fell off the balcony.

Grian: How?

Scar: She was on the balcony, and then she wasn't.

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Python: It looks like diahorrea

X: you can add any flavour 

Python: It does tho

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Stress (creepy voice): She knows who you are...

Cleo: That's because I went across the ocean with her

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X: Controversial question,

Cub: Beans.

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Doc: yeah you'll live in a shack in the forest and be an astronaut, yet a very underpaid one, you'd get 10 pounds a week 

Scar: yeah a very underpaid astronaut 

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Iskall: Acuerdo.

Mumbo: Don't correct me on my terrible pronounciation!

Iskall: ACUERDO

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Evil X: My cake went so badly that it ruined my relationship with my brother

Keralis: Mood

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Ren: Homo sapiens

Iskall: Homo

Ren: Sexual

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Doc: GOODTIMES

Scar: Aaaaaaa!

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Zed: Where the hell is our science teacher?

Tango: The abyssal realm of Abaddon.

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False: Are you crying, sleeping or laughing?

Cleo: All of them.

False: Are you okay?

Cleo: No.

Neither am I. I don't think anyone is. Happy fun times.
Rune, signing off from the past!