Mumbo: How would you start doing a jigsaw puzzle?

Grian: I wouldn't do the jigsaw puzzle

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False: I appreciate your visitation to my lesson from the afterlife.

Cleo: You're welcome, False.

False: You're still doing the homework.

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xB: Wrong answers only: why do I have a headache?

Joe: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis.

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Joe: Technically speaking, I'm Tennessee.

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Cleo: Yeah he's average height.

BDubs: AVERAGE HEIGHT? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM IN THE 95TH PERCENTILE FOR BOYS AGED 15!

Impulse: Percentile... isn't that what comes out of you when you have a baby?

Cleo: ...Impy do you mean the placenta

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Xisuma: That is... exactly how the laws of physics work.

Keralis: Hm yes gravity.

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False: THAT'S AN ACTUAL SWORDFIGHTING TECHNIQUE. YO. I CAN DO THAT.

Stress: They probably had real sword people on the team

False: But not any physicists.

Stress: No.

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Ren: Oh, the grim reaper is just TOO fabulous.

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Joe: And klingons are just a whole other set of elements...

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Etho: I want the smort birbs

BDubs: No you do not.

Doc: I think you mean the 'smart dinosaurs'.

Etho (on the verge of tears): I WANT THE SMORT BIRBS!

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Keralis: Chunky resistor. This is a very chunky resistor.

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Joe: When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel that's a moray. When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel that's a moray. When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel that's a moray. When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel that's a moray. When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel that's a moray. When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel that's a moray.

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Stress: and we DO NOT EAT THE GRAVE BROCCOLI.

Cleo: Fine...

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Joe: uwu I'm a rebel just for kicks now

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Ren: Hot Fencing Action Picard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

False: nO!

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Scar: I'm not allowed to pilot the Falcon today. Not an X-wing, either.

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Joe: "And I'm AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" said Winnie the Pooh.

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Grian: *Surprisingly good beatboxing*

Doc: Ew, who taught the gremlin to beatbox?

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Impulse: *sobbing* Why is linear time!?

Zed: Would you prefer fractal time?

Tango: Go away.

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X: We're doing well, considering our unique situation.

Biffa: One of us is literally a computer.

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Doc: M O S S! M O S S!

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Cub: Your lack of faith of the heart disturbs me.

Scar: *sobbing*

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Tango: I am entirely comprised of fear.

Zed: That is the correct response.

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Stress: There's a whole baby in here!

Cleo: what.

False: Oh, and Stress has gone off with the baby.

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Grian: I can't ENGLISH, I've been doing MATHSwatch all day.

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Etho: DIY Drugs!

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Xisuma: Oh right it's an electric ukulele.

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Cleo: Sir... I think arson might be bad...

Scar: Arson? ARSON! ARSON!

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EX: And what do you call an eight-sided die?

X: An octahedron?

EX: And what do you call hair?

X: ....what-

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Keralis: The first thing I'm gonna do, three weeks from Monday, right? Is s c r e a m.

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True: The ice cream truck from Hels.

False: What was that?

True: Hels.

False: I don't even know what truck it was.

True: Hels.

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Ren: Whether it's a theatre company or a publishing company or a... a wheel-making company.

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Scar: *to the tune of I Am Not Your Broom* Oh Han that is no moon! Oh Han that is no moon!

Cub: Soon may the Wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

BDubs: Goodbye.

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Zed: Well that's the greatest mystery of my life solved!

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Cleo: I was under the impression that tablet iMovie wasn't terrible.

Stress: That's alright.

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Doc: Freaking  space gravy.

Etho: He is space gravy now.

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Impulse: It's an intensifier, not a verb.

Tango: Sure.

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Beef: some

Beef and Etho: BODY ONCE TOLD ME-

Etho: Hands off my macaroni!

Beef (at the same time): the world is gonna- what

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Grian: Don't sing about rutabagas!

Iskall: Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga.

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Mumbo: GOOGLE KNOWS WHEN YOU HAVE A RUTABAGA!

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Joe: Were you the biohazard?

Cleo: Yes, but no.

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Ren: I am a THEATRE KID.

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So uh yeah. Your regularly-scheduled monthly SOOC will be restarting once I have another month's worth of incorrect quote content. This might be because I will be re-entering the mortal plane tomorrow.

I've been Entropy, peace out from the present!