Whatever A Spider Can

Math class can be a strange, twisted place sometimes. Joe, Iskall, Cub and Evil X were sat at the same table, whiteboards and pens out to sketch out calculations for the puzzle Ms. Pi had given them. Cub wasn't working, and was doodling on his whiteboard instead.

"Why on Earth are you drawing spider-man on your whiteboard?" Joe asked, leaning over to get a better look at the sketch. Before Cub could reply, Evil X spoke up:

"Shut up, Joe, you just don't understand art." Everyone on the table, including Joe, laughed at this remark. A few minutes passed, and Cub began humming quietly to himself as he continued doodling. Iskall turned around, and noticed Ms. Pi was coming their way.

"Cub!" He whispered urgently, but his friend didn't notice. Joe, however, did, and joined in trying to get Cub to look like he was working. Naturally, this failed. Ms. Pi stood behind them, ensuring they were all working.

She was about to tell Cub off, when his humming burst into full-on singing, though still quiet:

"Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can..."

At which point Iskall burst into giggles, while the teacher tried to hold hers back.

"You know what?" When Ms. Pi spoke, Cub finally looked up from his drawing, going red in the face when he realised what had happened. "I was going to play the strict teacher card and ask what was going on, but now you've completely derailed me." She walked off smiling after she finished her sentence.

Shared Note Shenanigans

(A little context: The School AU Hermits have a shared note where they post homework, but mostly just mess with each other. They think the teachers don't know.)

Mumbo: Give me a random number

Iskall: 42

Python: 69

Cub: 420

Scar: 666

Mumbo: Why? Why are you four like this?

———

Iskall: Ren! Stop deleting the entire note! It's annoying!

Iskall: I'm not kidding!

Ren: It means less endless scrolling every time you go on here.

Scar: I'm very confused

———

Cub: Your Mum

Iskall: So?

And that's all the funny moments I can think of! I'm in all of these, guess which role. And yes I'm totally borrowing this from .

Now let's see... if that's in twelve days... yeah, the next interactive chapter should be up in the next 48 hours or so, if I'm gonna have time to write the mid-season finale. The previous interactive chapter was 'Backstabbery', if you want to cast your vote.

Trust me, the more people who vote, the more interesting (in a good way) the upcoming chapter will be.

This has been Pi, and I'll see you all at some point in the future!