plagued-feathers

Me: This question is easy, I'd strangle Jeff

Jeff: BRUH WHY ME the fuck did I do this time

Me: EVERYTHING *tackles him and tries strangling him while he scream*

Jane: I'll help Beatrix because I too want to strangle him!

Ben: Honestly same let's just all strangle Jeff

Jeff: EJJJJ HELP MEEEE

EJ: Nah man you're on your own this time

Laughing Jack: ALRIGHT EVERYONE ATTACK JEFF!!!!

*everyone rushes over to Jeff*

plagued-feathers : what have I done