Pyromaniacslowpoke

Ben: It's simple, you do a better job of controlling crazy people like Tawny and Beatrix when they go coo coo

Me: Yeah and the killing sprees we had were lit....literally.....cuz of your flamethrower lol plus it's fun setting stuff on fire. WAIT WHAT BEN EXCUSE YOU I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!

*he runs away and I chase him*

Ben: SEE WHAT I MEAN???