Hoodie: Hi, welcome back to 'Guy code'

Hoodie: If a guy says "He's fine"

Hoodie: What he really means is he's fucking fine, nothings wrong

Hoodie: If a guy says "Don't worry about it"

Hoodie: What he really means is don't fucking worry about it. Okay? Stop

Hoodie: If a guy says "Leave me alone"

Hoodie: What he really means is leave him the fuck alone.

Hoodie: See, guys don't lie about their emotions!

Hoodie: Stop thinking the opposite because it's fucking confusing!!!