Fangirls: *Opens the door to see Slenderman*

Fangirls: MY DADS HERE!

Slenderman: What?

Fangirls: My dad is here!

Slenderman: I'm not....

Fangirls: Hey dad, we going to the park today?!

Slenderman: I'm not your dad

Fangirls: Are we going to the park today?

Slenderman: I'M NOT YOUR DAD!