#130

How BEN, Jeff, & Toby play Minecraft....

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BEN Drowned: There's an Enderman!

BEN Drowned: I'm not looking at you, I'm not looking at you, I'm not looking at you, I'm not looking at you

BEN Drowned: I LOOKED! *Looks over at the Enderman*

Enderman: *Gets mad and goes after BEN*

BEN Drowned: AHHHHHH! AAHH! GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY! *Swings a stone sword at it*

*You Died!*

BEN Drowned: Fuck, okay.....

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Jeff The Killer: Get ready to fucking bleed, alright? *Holds a sword up to the Lama*

Jeff The Killer: Get ready to fucking bleed. I'm going to cut you, in your fucking neck.

Jeff The Killer: I'm going to pull out your organs and I'm gonna make a fucking hat out of it, huh?

Jeff The Killer: *Gets closer to the Lama, holding the sword up to the Lama's neck*

Jeff The Killer: Yeah, what do you think about that, buddy? What do you think about that?!

Lama: *Starts attacking Jeff*

Jeff The Killer: OH FUCK! *Hits the Lama with the sword*

*Lama dies*

Jeff The Killer: YEAH! EAT THAT, BITCH!

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Ticci Toby: PIGGY!! *Runs up to the pig*

Ticci Toby: C'mon, alright...

Ticci Toby: Oh Zalgo dude. These fucking pigs are GIANT!

Pig: *Looks at Toby*

Ticci Toby: Hey! Hey bud! *Pets the pig*

Ticci Toby: How you doing?

Pig: *Starts to walk away*

Ticci Toby: Hey don't f-fucking push me!

Ticci Toby: You wanna be my FUCKING BACON!!! *Kills the pig*

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