Who you hit upside in the head

Aries:  Nina the Killer

Taurus:  Offenderman

Gemini:   Jeff the Killer

Cancer:   Scissor Mouth

Leo:   Zalgo

Virgo:   Glitchy Red

Libra:  Bed Drowned

Scorpio:   Dark Link

Sagittarius:   Jane the Killer

Capricorn:  Seed Eater

Aquarius:   Laughing Jack

Pisces:   Eyeless Jack