Who hits you in the face with a door

Aries:    Jeff the Killer

Taurus:   Killing Kate

Gemini:   Nina the Killer

Cancer:   Ben Drowned

Leo:  Trenderman

Virgo:  Zalgo

Libra:   Homicidal Liu

Scorpio:  Dark Link

Sagittarius:   Laughing Jack

Capricorn:   Scissor Mouth

Aquarius:   Seed Eater

Pisces:   Nurse Ann