Ok so before we start, I've been thinking about weird shit.  Mainly about creepypasta weird shit.   So it all happened when I clicked on a creepypasta book and boi,  I just, I mean.  The-uh..  IT WAS JUST SO OOC (out of character) I mean come on!!  I mean the main character literally had a bruise and found Jeff just staring at her.  He all of a sudden says: "Oh your hurt let's bring you to slender to get your fixed up".  And I'm just..... *huff* JEFF WOULDNT DO THATT.   I mean I'm sorry that I'm ranting but I mean, come on!   Jeff would either try to kill you or make fun of your sorry lame ass.   IM SORRY BUT COME ONNN.  

Then while I was ranting in my head I thought of Jeff's catchphrase.  You know how it's: go to sleep.  My mind immediately went to vets. Why you ask?  Because vets but animals to sleep.

Sorry bout the rant and my weird ass thoughts.  Anyways let's get to the  real book.

Who protects you

Aries:  Offenderman how?! Why?

Taurus:   Masky and Hoodie no fair they get two :T

Gemini:   Laughing Jack

Cancer:   Slenderp

Leo:   Peppa Pig, I mean..  hehe... Judge Angel

Virgo:   Nurse Ann

Libra:   Ticci Toby

Scorpio:   No one, your to brutal to be protected

Sagittarius:   Splendorman

Capricorn:   Mad Moo (one of my oc's)

Aquarius: Jeff the Killer

Pisces:   Rakester (yes the rake chapter makes a comeback)