Aries: because you creep them the fuck out

Taurus: *is the one running away from them*

Gemini: because you're chasing them while holding a grenade

Cancer: Your sarcasm is too much for them

Leo: because you're chasing them meanwhile fangirling like crazy

Virgo: because you're practically Satan

Libra: Because you chopped off all of Slenderman's tendrils and now you're chasing the CPs with it

Scorpio: Because you turned into a fucking giant octopus demon

Sagittarius: They're just really scared of you

Capricorn: because you're throwing them hands you chopped off of people

Aquarius: because you're chasing them while saying,"LET ME LOVE YOU!!!"

Pisces: because you're madly in love with all of them