Aries: The Rake eats you after he cooks you alive

Taurus: Nina tries picking you up but you end up scratching up all of her face

Gemini: Lazari eats you alive

Cancer: same thing as Aquarius bud

Leo: Everyone pets you

Virgo: Ben out of nowhere throws you into the pool

Libra: Slenderman raises you to kill

Scorpio: EJ accidentally steps on you and because of his heavy 826363717 pound self you got squished to death

Sagittarius: Splendorman pets you then adopts you

Capricorn: Jeff kicks you out of the mansion cuz he's allergic to cats
(Idk if this is true I just made it up)

Aquarius: Zero grabs you and throws you out the window like the world depends on it from the top of a skyscraper

Pisces: Laughing Jack puts you in the animal shelter

Damn I feel sorry for most of the signs....RIP 😂

Any requests?

PEACE ✌️