Aries: Slenderp kicks Zalgo out and rapes you

Taurus: Slenderp kicks Zalgo out and stabs you then walks away

Gemini: Slenderp kicks Zalgo out and let's you go off with a warning

Cancer: Slenderp kicks Zalgo out and then kills you

Leo: Slenderp kicks Zalgo out and then slaps you

Virgo: Slenderp kills you both

Libra: Slenderp drags you and Zalgo out by the ears

Scorpio: Slenderp kicks you and Zalgo out

Sagittarius: Slenderp kicks Zalgo out and then he eats you

Capricorn: Slenderp kicks Zalgo out and punishes you for a month

Aquarius: Slenderp stabs both of you then kicks you both out

Pisces: Slenderp slaps both of you and kicks you both out

OH WOW LUCKY GEMINI