Aries: Jeff trashes your room

Taurus: Helen paints the most ridiculous drawing on your face

Gemini: EJ steals your kidney

Cancer: Liu adds stitches onto your body

Leo: Lulu takes you eyes

Virgo: Puppeteer makes you his "doll"

Libra: Beatrix (my OC) throws you down a lake

Scorpio: You loose your virginity to a teddy bear in your sleep

Sagittarius: You Sleep talk and you scream "SOMEONE PLEASE FUCK ME"

Capricorn: Zalgo sets you on fire

Aquarius: Jane steals your underwear

Pisces: Offender steals all your clothes and sets them on fire