Aries: he kills you

Taurus: you guys joke around

Gemini: you guys have a fashion show

Cancer: he flirts with you

Leo: he kisses you

Virgo: he carves a smile on your face like his to make you beautiful

Libra: he stabs you

Scorpio: he hugs you

Sagittarius: you guys put makeup on

Capricorn: You guys plan ways to pull pranks on everyone

Aquarius: you guys talk about all your problems

Pisces: He kills you