Aries: You slap him
XD

Taurus: Nah, I'm not tired

Gemini: IF YOU EVER TELL ME THAT ONE MORE DIDDLY DARN DANG TIME, I WILL HAVE TO DIDDLY DARN SNAP YOUR NECK

Cancer: You punch him

Leo: Bruhhhh I just woke up

Virgo: You tell him you never sleep

Libra: You mimic him over and over again in a funny voice until he gets super annoyed

Scorpio: You steal his knife and chase him with it

Sagittarius: You tell him that you don't like sleeping

Capricorn: You prank him the entire day and you take pictures whenever he's begging for mercy

Aquarius: YOU GO TO SLEEP
Then after you say that you start chasing him with your weapon

Pisces: You scream until you make his ears bleed or until he begs for forgiveness