Jeff : I am gay but sure

* Jane walks by *

* Jeff kisses Jane *

Jane : get back here jeff!!

* Jane starts chasing Jeff *

Meanwhile

Me : yeah you should get a boyfreind slenderman

Slenderman : I am gay by the way so no need

* slaps slenderman *

Me : ahem do the dare

Slenderman : how did you even slap me this tall?

Me : wattpad logic

* puts offender in his room and puts slender in his room and locks it without them teleporting *

Slenderman : BULELEI!!!

Me : that should hold him enough

Me : ask more dares and asks :3