Aries: Masky

Taurus: Eyeless Jack

Gemini: Laughing Jack (cute.)

Cancer: Offenderman (you did a horrible job at raising him)

Leo: Jason the Toymaker (aw. I love my son!~❤️)

Virgo: Dr. Smiley

Libra: Dark Link

Scorpio: Homicidal Liu (and you get Jeff too. Good luck)

Sagittarius: Zalgo (oh dear, w-well your son has bad manners)

Capricorn: Kagekao

Aquarius: Splendorman (you're a good mom/dad)

Pisces: Hoodie