Aries-offenderman (run for you're life)
Taurus-Ben
Gemini-clockwork
Cancer-splendorman (you better like hugs 😬)
Leo-L.J
Virgo-ticci Toby (let's face it he sees you as a pile of waffles)
Libra-E.J
Scorpio-Jeff
Sagittarius-trenderman (he likes you're fashion sense)
Capricorn-Jason the toy maker
Aquarius-bloody painter
Pisces-puppeteer