Y/n
I woke up only to see that all my stuff was still accounted for and my traps were not used or moved.I took off all the traps and reignited the recharge orb.Sighing I grabbed some clothes and walked out only to have a bucket fall on me that was full of water and leeches.I ignited myself and reduced all of the  damn blood suckers along with the clothes I was holding and wearing to ash.Sighing again i walked back in and grabbed more clothes before making a dash to the bathroom.Once I arrived I locked it and went into the shower.While I was taking a shower I felt an odd presence so I threw a fire ball right through the curtains and I hit Benny who shouted"SON OF A BITCH!!!"Before running out.I laughed a little before walking out of the bath and closing the doors so I could get changed.I threw on my clothes and did my hair in its original stay before walking out only for a bucket of tar and feathers to fall on me.I walked to my room before igniting myself once again and reducing all the tar covered clothes into ash.After that I changed into some new clothes and walked downstairs while hearing mason scream out from upstairs"GODDAMNIT BLAKE MY TENTACLES ARE NOT FOR THAT PURPOSE!!!"I laughed again before continuing down the stairs only to see slenda and sol.Sol was playing the piano but when I entered it changed into a depressing one you would hear at a funeral.I then felt a knife shoved into my spine from the back and then a spear came through my chest making me fall back.I then saw clockwork starring at me.She looked at me for a couple of minutes before saying"He has a 0.01 percent chance of survival"Sol than started playing some even more depressing music with the organs?Where the fuck did he get that?I got up and turned myself into ash before creating another body.I walked into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator.I grabbed out some milk before closing the refrigerator.Once I did I looked to my left and saw a window showing off the nice forest.I looked to my left to see a giant flying hammer coming straight for me(Slow motion and sad music starts playing)I sat there stunned before letting it a nervous chuckle"Heh?"Before being inevitably shot out of the window and into the forest.I landed on top of a tree with the tip Impaling my chest.Sighing I repeated the process and healed my wounds by going through rebirth.I then generated flaming wings and flew back to the mansion.Once I entered through the same window I was launched out of I went into the pantry and grabbed some cereal.It was coca puffs.I then pulled out a bowl and grabbed the box.I tried pouring out the cereal but nothing would come out.I shook it a little more before saying"What's takin forever?"Then about half of the whole fucking cereal stores inside of it came out stuck together.I sighed and threw it out the window before grabbing some bread and making toast.Once that was done I sat down on the couch beside mason who looked annoyed.We sat there watching TV for awhile before he got up and walked away.I also was about to get up but the couchI was sitting on shot straight up because of the rocket put on the bottom."GAH!"Was all that got out before my head got stuck in the roof.(Cue the sad music while it replays in slow motion)Slenda ended up dragging me out of the roof.I thanked her before heading out.I saw my dad,mom,And sis walking around.How the hell did they escape prison and how did she get back to them.I decided that it was to much to think about for right now so I waited until night.
Timeskip
After waiting for half the day it got dark and I saw the 3 take refuge in an abandoned house.I walked in through the back and walked into the living room only to overhear them talking"Why the hell did our house burn down!""I don't fucking smoke Dipshit""Hey stop fighting.I say let's go rob some other people's houses""Ah good idea my little princess""Plus we don't have to deal with that piece of shit son anymore"I then decided to make my presence known"Piece of what asshat?""Who the hell are you!?""Show yourself!"I then let the Phoenix wings sprout from my back and light showing myself standing in the corner.They gasped in shock before the dipshit dad grabbed his shotguns and shot at me.I lifted my hand up and created a shield that melted the bullets on impact.He looked at me like I was a monster before he shot again and again.I blocked each and everyone of them before I noticed the bitch missing.I then felt another person behind me so I turned around and dodged a broken pipe.I then grabbed the pipe and I heated it up so that it was burning.Her hand started to sizzle before she let go of it muttering incoherent nonsense.The little bitch then decided to speak up"I-I-I thought you were dead.B-B-But how!!!HOW ARE YOU ALIVE""I'm alive cause your not dead"Was all I said before grabbing her skull and lighting my hand on fire.She screeched in pain and thrashed around but all I did was worsen her pain by poking out her eye ball with a finger and then creating a flamethrower with my finger which was inside of her socket.Her head turned charcoal black while her face stayed with the same permanent scream.I tossed her to the floor before turning to the two of them.Dipshit backed into a corner screeching"P-P-PLEASE DON'T KILL ME WERE FAMILY RIGHT!!!YOU WOULDN'T DARE HURT FAMILY!"All I did was chuckle darkly"Hurt you.no.No.No.Im not just going to hurt you.Im going to make you suffer.make you cry.Make you regret everything you've done you damn insects"I said menacingly.I grabbed them both by the head before tossing them both into each other.I then grabbed dipshit by his leg and I burned it off.His flesh torn apart like a hot knife through butter,Leaving only charcoal black bone left.He screamed and thrashed but all I did was sit there humming to myself while grabbing his other leg.I did the same thing before turning back to the other.She looked in fear and backed up but all I did was stand there before tossing a fire ball straight through her leg.She screamed like a girl tossed of a building.She desperately tried to crawl away but I grabbed her other leg and burned it off.I then punched a whole into her intestines.I lit my hand on fire and shot fire from all directions on the inside.She thrashed and cried before fire blew out of her mouth and eyes.Her skin slowly turned charcoal black but I kept burning her until she was ash.I turned back to the final one."Now let's have fun shall we!"I said cracking my knuckles.He slowly backed up while repeating no!
Benny
I was thinking of more plans before an amazing idea came into mind.Hey fuck off reader I'm not telling You my plan!
Sol
I sat here playing even more depressing music.Mainly because Benny was probably going to plan a huge prank against poor Y/n when he gets back.
Mason
"MY TENTACLES ARE NOT FOR THIS BLAKE!!!""Nyah"
Neko
I was walking around until I finally found neo Nya.I dashed to her only to find out it was just a midget with ice cream spilled on her head.Damn midget.
Angel
Today's boring.Im gonna go ahead and fly over to Japan since I heard there's school idols or something over there
Y/n
After I got done torturing him I walked back home only to find my roof flooded with fucking water.theres a fucking fish swimming around in there,and then there's neko swimming after the fish.I opened the door only for it all to come gushing  out like a tsunami.I looked over and saw Benny with a smug look on her face.All I did was glare at her before throwing another fire ball at her.She dodged and it hit sol which made sol just face plant on the organs and random notes were played."You ok buddy?"Was all mason said to sol who in response said"My body...Is trying to die"