Toby smiled largely and showed the little baby around.
"E.J! Look! A baby!!"
"Please tell me you didn't get some girl pregnant." Eyeless Jack sighed.
"Nope! I found her!"
"Okay. Now please leave me alone."
"Okay!"

Toby skipped off and went up to Ben.
"Ben!"
"...."
"Ben!!"
"....what." Ben looked up from the television screen.
"Baby!"
The baby girl squeaked happily.
Ben went back to his game.

Toby then took the baby girl to see Jeff.
"Jeff! Jeff look! Look what I found!"
Toby held up the baby and smiled.
"Toby... Did you give birth to a baby?" Jeff asked, just to annoyed him.
"Nope!"
"Killed her parents?"
"Nuh uh."
"Raped her older sister and then take the baby out to the Waffle House across the street, and pretended to be her father?"
"Close! No raping. I just took her from this orphanage, and then I posed as her father and we got waffles together!" Toby explained, smiling largely. Jeff rolled his eyes.
"Dude your weird." Jeff said then grabbed his sheets. Toby has woken him up just to show him the baby. Jeff put his sleeping-mask back on and snored loudly. Toby pouted and walked out with the female baby.

"Why doesn't anyone take interest in yoooou? Your so cute!!!!" Toby said, playing with the baby in his room. "Alright, I'm going to name you... (Y/N). That's a cute name! For a cute little baby like you!" He poked her cheek, and little (Y/N) giggled softly. Toby smiled as she pulled on his mouth guard.
"Well, at least I'll be here to play with you~" Toby smiled and twitched slightly. (Y/N) giggled softly and fell on her face.

I'll be the best daddy ever.