Would you rather...

EJ in your closet?

Or

The Rake under your bed?

EJ will literally have to tie himself to a knot in order to fit inside my closet.

But why the hell is he in my closet in the first place? I have 21 windows(not even kidding, I counted them. They are about six inches wide and 24 inches long) that he could come in with.

♡~Yelly