Substitute Teacher

This is not a texting thing

Masky: All right, listen up y'all. I'm your substitute teacher Masky, I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me. You all feel me?

Masky: Okay, let's take the roll here. Jone, where's Jone at? No Jone here? Yeah?

Jane: Ahem.. *raises hand* Uh, do you mean Jane?

Masky: Okay, so that's how it's going to be, you all want to play, okay then; I got my eye on you Jone.

Masky: Jock, where is Jock at? No, Jock here today?

EJ: *raises hand*

Masky: Yes, sir?

EJ: My Name is Jack

Masky: Are you out of your God damn mind? Jaaack? What? Do you want to go to war Jock?

EJ: No.

Masky: Cause we could go to war?

EJ: No.

Masky: I'm for real, I'm for real, so you better check yourself.

Masky: Natlie, is there a Natlie? If one of y'all say some silly ass name, this whole class is going to feel my wrath, now Natlie?

Clockwork: Do you mean Natalie?

Masky: *breaks clipboard or something* Son of a bitch!

Masky: You say your name right, right now?

Clockwork: Natalie.

Masky: Say it right?

Clockwork: Natalie.

Masky: Correctly.

Clockwork: Natalie.

Masky: Right.

Clockwork: Natalie.

Masky: Right.

Clockwork: ... Natlie?

Masky: That's better, thank you.

Masky: Now a Bean, where are you, where is a Bean right now, no Bean, huh? Oh, you better be sick, dead or mute, Bean?

BEN: Here. Oh man.

Masky: Why didn't you answer me the first time I said?

BEN: Huh?

Masky: I'm just asking, I said it like four times, so why didn't you say it the first time I said Bean?

BEN: Because it's pronounced BEN.

Masky: *flips BEN's table*

Masky: Son of a bitch, you dumb messed up Bean, now take your ass on down to Slendermean's office right now, and tell him exactly what you did.

BEN: Who?

Masky: Slendermean.

BEN: Principle Slenderman?

Masky: Get out of my God damn classroom before I break my foot up in your ass.

BEN: *runs out of classroom*

Masky: Insubordinate and churlish.

Masky: Y/N?

Y/N: *raises hand* Present.

Masky: Thank you!

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