Substitute Teacher
This is not a texting thing
Masky: All right, listen up y'all. I'm your substitute teacher Masky, I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me. You all feel me?
Masky: Okay, let's take the roll here. Jone, where's Jone at? No Jone here? Yeah?
Jane: Ahem.. *raises hand* Uh, do you mean Jane?
Masky: Okay, so that's how it's going to be, you all want to play, okay then; I got my eye on you Jone.
Masky: Jock, where is Jock at? No, Jock here today?
EJ: *raises hand*
Masky: Yes, sir?
EJ: My Name is Jack
Masky: Are you out of your God damn mind? Jaaack? What? Do you want to go to war Jock?
EJ: No.
Masky: Cause we could go to war?
EJ: No.
Masky: I'm for real, I'm for real, so you better check yourself.
Masky: Natlie, is there a Natlie? If one of y'all say some silly ass name, this whole class is going to feel my wrath, now Natlie?
Clockwork: Do you mean Natalie?
Masky: *breaks clipboard or something* Son of a bitch!
Masky: You say your name right, right now?
Clockwork: Natalie.
Masky: Say it right?
Clockwork: Natalie.
Masky: Correctly.
Clockwork: Natalie.
Masky: Right.
Clockwork: Natalie.
Masky: Right.
Clockwork: ... Natlie?
Masky: That's better, thank you.
Masky: Now a Bean, where are you, where is a Bean right now, no Bean, huh? Oh, you better be sick, dead or mute, Bean?
BEN: Here. Oh man.
Masky: Why didn't you answer me the first time I said?
BEN: Huh?
Masky: I'm just asking, I said it like four times, so why didn't you say it the first time I said Bean?
BEN: Because it's pronounced BEN.
Masky: *flips BEN's table*
Masky: Son of a bitch, you dumb messed up Bean, now take your ass on down to Slendermean's office right now, and tell him exactly what you did.
BEN: Who?
Masky: Slendermean.
BEN: Principle Slenderman?
Masky: Get out of my God damn classroom before I break my foot up in your ass.
BEN: *runs out of classroom*
Masky: Insubordinate and churlish.
Masky: Y/N?
Y/N: *raises hand* Present.
Masky: Thank you!
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